Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 February 1920 — PRESSING MACHINE ARRIVES; DRY CLEANER HAPPY [ARTICLE]

PRESSING MACHINE ARRIVES; DRY CLEANER HAPPY

No more long hours of tedious work over tee ironing board for tee dandy little dry cleaner—his pressing machine has arrived! For you who are far behind the times we might state that the dandy little dry cleaner is none other than Herman B. Tuteur, Washington street merchant. For many months the dandy little dry cleaner had promised his par trons that he would install a pressing machine that he might be able to do their work more promptly. But time wore on and still no pressing outfit, and still dry cleaner 'promised, and Still his patrons fumed as they wore trousers that bagged at tee knees. Eventually the suffering public grew skeptical and were not 'backward in making their thoughts known. “It’s m Cleveland now,” was all the frantic little iron wielder could shout, and tee echo answered, “we don’t 'believe it.” But dry cleaner is happy now for his Hoffman back saver reclines peacefully on the floor of his establishment, impatient to be off on its trail of sorrow—for little does ft know of the woes that come to tee d. 1. d. c. Perhaps in six months, perhaps in six weeks, perhaps in less time than that the familiar figure of tee auburn haired youth will be seen coaxing along the little machine that has come to. take the place in his heart so long held by the ill-fated Nancy Chevrolet.