Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1920 — Trying to Fool Philander. [ARTICLE]

Trying to Fool Philander.

“Brother Philander,” said I, to oui head deacon last Monday. “I was de talned yesterday morning and coulc not get to services.” "So I noticed,’ replied Philander. “I would have beer abseiit too, had I not washed my caj Saturday afternoon.” —Kansas Citj Star.