Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1920 — Page 2

"ROSY-FIT” If Bilious, get your Pep and Color back with “Cascarets” ’f‘ r x Furred Tongue, Bud Taste, indigestion, Sallow Skin, and Miserable Headaches come from a torpid liver and •luggish bowels, which cause the stomach to become filled with undigested food which sours and ferments, forming adds, gases. and poisons. Cascarets tonight will <ive your and constipated bowels a thorough cleansing and have you feeling dear, bright and as fit as a fiddle by morning. Cascarets never sicken or inconvenience you like nasty Calomel, Salts, Oil, or griping Pills. They work while you sleep.—Adv. Yes, Rose, whenever a man makes a mistake you may expect a tidal wave of explanation.

BOSCHEE’S SYRUP. a cold is probably the most common of all disorders and when neglected is apt to be most dangerous. Statistics show that more than three ’ times as many people died from influenza last year, as were killed in the greatest war the world has ever known. For the last fifty-three years Boschee’s Syrup has been used for coughs, bronchitis, colds, throat irritation and especially lung troubles. It gives the patient a good night's rest, free from coughing, with easy ■expectoration in the morning. Made In America and used in the homes of thousands ■of families all over the ■civilised world. Sold everywhere. —Adv. All men are born free and equal—and some remain in the bachelor class to the end, —

To Have a Clear Sweet Skin. Touch pimples, redness, . roughness or itching, if any. with Cuticura Ointment, then bathe with Cuticura Soap and hot water. Rinse, dry gently and dust on a little Cuticura Talcum to leave a fascinating fragrance on skin. Everywhere 25c each. —Adv. 1920 A. D. Hark to the rustling of the leaves! Aa we grow more sensible, we refuse drug cathartics and take instead Nature’s herb cure, Garfield Tea.—Adv.

The Likeness.

“The nations are like the people at this time.” “How do you mean?" “They’re just fed up with Turkey.*

SHE DYES HER OLD GARMENTS LIKE NEW “Diamond Dyes” Make Faded, Shabby Apparel So Freeh and Stylish. Don’t worry about perfect results. Use “Diamond Dyes,” guaranteed to give a new, rich, fadeless color to any fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen, cotton or mixed goods,—dresses, blouses, stockings, skirts, children’s coats, feathers —everything. Direction Book with each package tells how to diamond dye over any color. To match any material, have dealer show you “Diamond Dye” Color Card. —Adv. . Sx= Often a man’s character would be finable to recognize his reputation if they were to meet.

Kill the Cold. At the aazg talcs - * HALTS isCARAgQUININt Standard cold remedy far 20 years —in tablet farm—safe, “® opiates —breaks up a cold in 24 hours —relieves pip in 3 day*. Money back it it fails. The a’fe—-

HEADACHE $ Often Caused by Acid-Stomach Yas, indeed, more often than you thtnk. Secause starting with in. heartburn, belchtns, food-repeat-ing. bloat and saa, ts not checked. will ewa tuaUy affect every vital organ of the body. Severe, blinding, splitting headaches are. -the More. of frequent occurrence as a result unset TikZ BATONIC. It quickly banlahe. acldgtomach with its houir bloat, pain and gaa. IT aids digestion—helps the stomach get ■full strength from every mouthful of food you eat. MUlions of people are miserable, weak, sick and ailing because of ACID--OTOMACH. Poisons, created by Partly disrooted food charged with add. are absorbed dnto tbo blood and distributed throughout the entire system. This often causes rheuSdlS. blSusriesa drrhosU of the liver, ‘heart trouble, ulcers and even ctnnr of the It robs its victims of their health, undermines the strength of the you”want to get back your physical Md mental strength—be full of vim and Mr enjoy Ufa and be happy, you num* you will and the vury help y&Tnoed and ft'S guaranteed. So get a big Mo box from your druggist today. If R SX p£X you. return it and he wUI w W • WwW

WOMEN OF MIDDLE KE May Pass the Critical Period Safely and Comfortably by Taking Lydia L Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Summit, N. J.—*l have taken Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound durBing Change of Life and I think it is a good remedy in such a condition. I could not digest my food and had much pain and burning in my stomach after meals. I could not sleep, had backache, and worst of all were the hot flashes. I saw in the papers about Vegetable Compound so I tried it. Now I feel all right and can work better. You have my permission to publish this letter. —victoria Koppl, 21 Oak Ridge Ave., Summit, N. J. If you have warning symptoms such as a sense of suffocation, hot flashes, headaches, backache, dread of impending evil, timidity, sounds m the ears, palpitation of the heart, sparks before the eyes, irregularities, constipation, variable appetite, weakness, inquietude, and dizziness, get a bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and begin taking the medicine at once. We know it will help you as it did Mrs. Koppl.

WATCH THE BIG 4 Stomach - Kidneya-Heart- Liver Keep the vital organs healthy by regularly taking the world’s standard remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and nric acid troubles— GOLD MEDAL Tbs National Remedy of Holland for centuries and endorsed by Queen Wilhelmina. At all druggists, three size*. Lark for Ao aama GaU Medal on every bos mad MPcegt iiritntio*

Skin Troubles Soothed With Cuticura Scap 25c, OintsMat 25 and 50c, Talcm 25c.

ThirtyßunningSores Remember, I stand back of every box Every druggist guarantees to refund the purchase price (35 cents) if Peterson a Ointment doesn’t do all I claim. I guarantee it for eczema, old sores, running sores, salt rheum ulcers, sore nipples, broken breasts, itching skin, skin diseases, blind, bleeding and itching piles as well as for-ehafing, burns, scalds, cuts, bruises and sunburn. “I had 30 running sores on my leg for 11 years, was in three different hospitals. Amputation was advised. Skin grafting was tried. I was cured by using Peterson's Ointment."—Mrs. F. E. Root, 287 Michigan street, Buffalo N. Y. Mall orders filled by Peterson Ointment Co., Buffalo, N. Y.

Assured Knowledge.

“How is it that woman knows so much about bringing up children?” “She never had any.”

“CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP” IS CHILD’S LAXATIVE Look at tongue! Remove poisons from stomach, liver and bowels

Accept “California” Syrup of Figs only—look for the name California on the package, then you are sure your child is having the best and most harmless laxative or physic for the little stomach, liver and bowels. Children love its delicious fruity taste. Full directions for child’s dose on each bottle. Give it without fear. Mother! You must say “California.” —Adv.

Very Lucky.

“Did your husband have much luck tn his hunting this season?” “Yes. indeed. He compromised cheaply with all the guides he shot."

Take ears of your health, and wealth will take care of you. Garfield Tea promote* health.—Adv. ‘ It’s our opinion that the average woman is better than the average man. ______ if Sone> Irritated, Inflamed a YTMIO rlr.l Gr»<wl»fwl tuw Murine •ten? Ma

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WAS DISCOURAGED St Charles Man Telia How He Suffered Before „ Doan’s Cured Him. “Heavy strains on my back and being exposed to kinds of weather, weakened my kidneys," save John 8. Shelton of St. Charles, Mo. “The misery 'in my back was constant and I had to get up several times during the night to pass the kidney secretions. I got no rest night or day 'and lost twenty- J "*■' — two pounds in U ’A weight. My eyes a R burned as if there were fire in them. I also had vi x Aw dizzy spells and XL would feel as if I \ were going to Y, pitch forward. Sharp catches would take me in A J my ba e k as if / 1 someone were \\ 7K / 1 driving a a h a r p if, knife into my .... back. My kidneys were so weak I had no control over them and the secretions were scanty and burned in passage. I had pains in my bladder too. I was discouraged. I tried different remedies but received no benefit. I was advised to use Doan’s Kidney Pills and when I did so I was soon relieved of my misery. Doan’s cured me." Gat Doan’s at Asy Store, 40e a Bea DOAN * S foster-milburn co, buffalo, n. y.

Laugh a little less at your neighbor’s troubles and a little more at your own.

? HEAD STUFFED FROM $ | 7 CATARRH OR A COLD | X Saya Cream Applied In Nostrlla X Opens Air Passages Right Up. J Instant relief—no waiting. Your clogged nostrils open right up; the air passages of your head clear and you can breathe freely. No more hawking, snufling, blowing, headache, dryness. No struggling for breath at night; your coldor catarrh disappears. Get ft small bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm from your druggist now. Apply a little of this fragrant, antiseptic, healing cream In your nostrils. 4t penetrates through every air passage of the head, soothes the inflamed or swollen mucous membrane and relief comes instantly. It’s just fine. Don’t stay stuffed up with a cold or nasty catarrh. —Adv. Father Time has to face smokeless powder to his battles with women.

RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR. To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bay Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, and H os. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a week until it becomes the desired shade. Any druggist can put this up or you can mix it at home at very little cost. It will gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair, and will make harsh hair soft and glossy. It will not co'or the scalp, is not sticky or greasy, and does not rub off. —Adv. No laugh is discordant that follows your joke.

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BREW THIS TEA FOR BILIOUSNESS Costs next to nothing, yet keeps bowels in fine order and ends constipation. The head of every family that values its health should always have in the house a package of Dr. Carter’s K. and B. Tea. Then when any member of the family needs something for a sluggish Uw. sick headache, or to promptly regulate the bowels, simply brew a cup and drink it just before bedtime. It’s an old remedy, is Carter’s Kand B. Tea, and has been used for yearn by thousands of families,who* get such good results from its use thatthey ha no desire to take anythin* elnos - . Give it to the children freely—they Mke tt and It wHI do them good. B. C. Wells a OL I* Bay, «• Y - California—Health Mod Happlvnos land and plenty. How about your job ? .Be Boas For information. McCarty'a B.Bacrameats Sa. trueta, Box US, Sacramento. CaL Baby Coughs tive; pteaaask to take. Aak PI SO'S

LAWYER GAVE UP

Legal Light Wisely Retired From Unequal Combat. Little Else to Do After Judge Had 80 Thoroughly Proved the Eligibility of Colonel Jones as a Juryman. Presiding over a judicial district in the Tennessee mountains is an old gentleman who Invariably demands of litigants, before the machinery of the court is set in. motion: “Do you want book law or jestice in this here court?” “Jestice” has always been promptly declared for, and his honor must haye distributed It with a wise and kindly hand, inasmuch as he has been reelected, almost unanimously, on every voting day ever since the Civil war. Natives do not usually regard a lawyer as a necessity when a cause Is to be decided by this lawgiver of the hills. Each man states his case for himself, and the judge simply tells the witnesses to “jest tell the jury all about this here matter, so far as you air informed,” and helps out with a few direct questions when the testimony seems not quite dear. —Ndt so long ago, however, “a foreigner”—from Kentucky—joined issues with a native, and imported a lawyer from Nashville. Among the other strange and unprecedented things that the lawyer did w’as to challenge certain of the men who were expected, as a matter of course, to form the jury. Being a juryman is a recognized profession in that particluar region, and the lawyer’s objections occasioned both astonishment and anger id the breasts of the gray-bearded regulars. “Colonel Jone_s has been on the jury every settin’ of this co’te for thirty years,” the old judge remonstrated gently, in one Instance. “He always has proved powerful satisfactory to the co’te and to all others concerned. Of course, as we air goin’ to have book law in this case, you can object to Colonel Jones if yo’ want to, but I would pussonally like mighty well to know why yo’ object to him.” “From his conversatio'n, overheard by chance, I am convinced that this man would be unable to give proper weight to the evidence I shall introduce, your honor,” the lawyer explained briskly. “He Is unacquainted with the meaning of the most ordinary words.” “That so?” the old judge remarked, pushing up his spectacles and surveying Colonel Jones reprovingly. “Now, I always thought that he was right well along in words. What was it he didn’t seem to know the right meanin’ of?” “The term ‘preponderance of evidence,’ your honor,” the lawyer asserted, “was most absurdly construed by this man. He—” “Oh, I reckon not,” the old judge interrupted, with a kindly smile. “I reckon you just misunderstood him. I am plumb sure that Colonel Jones snows as well as I do that preponderance of evidence means evidence previously pondered—don’t you, colonel ?” “Objection Withdrawn, your honor,” the lawyer said weakly.—Philadelphia Ledger.

Inspired by Joaquin Miller.

Charles Wakefield Cadman, the famous composer, found inspiration for his sonata for the piano in A major, Op. 58. in Joaquin Miller’s poem, “From Sea to Sea.” Cadman said he prided himself on the inspiration he got from Miller’s works in which he sang to the West of the United States. Cadman’s first movement showed the West before the white man found It, and naturally he had to ring in his eternal love for the Indian. Without being too much influenced by the poet Miller, Cadman tried to carry out his idea, his longing for the West. It may be taken as the .pioneer’s thoughts of the eastern or southern home he has left in quest for the new, undiscovered land. Cadman also speaks of his paean of rejoicing for the continent now constructed. Triumph, pride, beauty, happiness, optimism, breadth and ecstasy are the things he tried to write into his compositions.

Finland Reaching for Trade.

The Finnish Trans-Oceanic Trading company, a co-operative institution representing about 90 per cent of the manufacturing firms and merchants of Finland, is about to open* a branch of its business in Australia. An option has been obtained by the company on a fleet of Finnish steamships and an effort will be made by the company to gain the Baltic trade with Australia previously held by Germany. The concern hopes to obtain the trade with Australia in paper, timber, turpentine and other goods that It had before the war through German agents, and with the elimination of German influence, will carry the products of Finland to Australia In a regular fleet of vessels running on a morthly schedule.

Och, Murder!

“Both these samples smell like cheap goods to me.” “Cheap! Those whiskies are the best on the market They're both over ten years old.” “Then they’re old enough to have better scents.”

Something He Was Familiar With.

“Come, my dear poet” the hostess finally begged, “say something to us I” “Have you observed—duchess,” he faltered, desperately, “that—this — year’s pawn-tickets are piakF*—Jxmdon Tit-Bits.

Colds Break Get instant relief with “Pape’s Cold Compound”

Don’t stay stuffed-up 1 Quit blowing and snufflingf A dose of “Pape’s Ooi* Compound” taken every two hours until three doses are taken usually breaks up a cold and ends all grippe misery. The very first dose opens your clogged-up nostrils and the air passages of your head; stops nose running; relieves the headache, dullness, feverishness, sneezing, soreness, stiffness. “Pape’s Cold Compound” is the quickest, surest relief known and costs only a few cents at drug stores. It acts without assistance. Tastes nice. Contains no quinine. Insist on Pape’s I — ~ A coal dealer says: “As we go through life we must live by the weight.”

Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL, APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a local disease greatly influenced by constitutional conditions. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE wiU cure catarrh. It is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE is composed of Borne of the best tonics known, combined with some of the best blood purifiers. The perfect combination of the ingredients in HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE is what produces such wonderful results in catarrhal conditions. Druggists 75c. Testimonials free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Props., Toledo, Ohio.

Sometimes marriage is a failure and sometimes it only a run on the bank.

TAKE ASPIRIN ONLY AS TOLD BY BAYER

“Bayer" Introduced Aspirin to the physicians over 18 years ago. To get quick relief follow carefully the safe and proper directions in each unbroken package of “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin.” This package is plainly stamped with the safety “Bayer Cross.” The “Bayer Cross” means the genuine, world-famous Aspirin prescribed by physicians for over eighteen years. “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” can be taken safely for Colds, Headache, Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Lumbago, Rheumatism, Joint Pains, Neuritis, and Pain generally. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost but a few cents. Druggists also sell larger “Bayer” packages. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid. —Adv.

LEADS TO ODD RELATIONSHIP

Hawaiian Custom of Adoption of Children Has Been the Cause of Amusing Complications. The very old custom of legal adop-’ tion in the Hawaiian islands, which originated when there were many tribes often at war with one another, was intended to bring peace among them. The cause has long since disappeared, but the custom still persists. When a child is “spoken for” by some relative or friend, the little baby, as soon as it can leave Its own mother, will be given to the foster mother, and will be regarded as a sacred trust. A Youth’s Companion contributor tells of one woman who was the mother of eight children, seven of whom had been adopted by friends. When she was asked why she gave them away, she replied sadly, “It Is a superstition. I know, but If they are ‘asked for’ and I refuse I fear some harm might come to them?' The poor soul let them go just because she loved them so much! The custom leads to very amusing complications. One of the native princesses now living has given her baby to her own mother. The little girl Is legally adopted, and therefore has become the grandmother’s daughter.

Correct Attire.

“What kind of a costume is the actress going to wear in that motionpicture play?’’ “Oh, I suppose a real filmy gown.”

1 Tfie entire food values | | of wheat and malted | S barley are found in I I Grape=Nuts 1 g A food in every sense: I delicious. economical. I Easy to digest because L of twenty hours baking, , Ik 1

WOMEN, PREPARE! Thousands of women have overcome their sufferings and have been cured of' woman’s ills by Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. This temperance medicine, though started half a century ago, sells most widely today. It can now be had m tablet form as weß as liquid, and every woman who suffers from backache, headache, nervousness, should take this Proscription” of Dr. Pierce's. It is prepared from nature’s roots and herbs, and does not contain a particle of alcohol or any narcotic. It’s not a secret prescription, for its ingredients are printed on wrapper. Tablets 60 cents at druggists. Write confidentially about your case or send 10 cents for ‘Tavorite Prescription Tablets to Dr. Pierce’s Invalids’ Hotel, Buffalo, N. X. Savanna, Hl.-"During my «cond » pectant period I took Dr. Pierce s Favorite Prescription as a tonic. My health was perfect all the time up to the eighth month, when I met 1 with a serious accident; a step gave way and I fell . 1 wMaJ ty kept right on taking '*( the ‘Prescription and am sure that this tonic prevented serious consequences. J • It was with my doox Hz J 1 tor’s approval that I kept right on taking Tavorite Prescription.’ I had no fever or any after troubles I feel most grateful for what this medicine did for me at that time, and am always pleased to recommend it.”—Mrs. Jennie Correll, 600 Bowen St. Rockford, Hl.—“To any one desiring a mild aqd safe laxative I never fail to speak a good word for Dr. Pierce s Pleasant Pellets. I put this remedy above all others for constipation and «ck hex* aches.”—Mrs. Carrie La Pier, 121 Kilburn Ave. 5

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On the Rialto.

“Yes, I may say I have ipherited the mantle of Booth.” “It will go around you at least four times.”

Garfield Tea, taken regularly, will eor* rect both liver and kidney disorders. —Adv.

WORK DIDN’T SHOW FOR MUCH

Lecturer’s Wife May Have Had the Idea That Perhaps He Was Wasting His Time. The steel and coal strikes were on; the reds were busy in thousands of American communities stirring up anarchy ; the civilized world was literally boiling with discontent; the profiteers were piling up their guilty millions unrestrained. And Fred Warren, former editor of the Appeal to Reason at Girard, Kans., a socialist lecturer of national renown, was starting out from home with his traveling bag in hand, to fill a speaking engagement. “Where are you going now?” Inquired Mrs. Warren. “Out to save the world,” he replied. “How long have you been engaged in saving the world?” she asked retrospectively. “About fifteen years,” was his answer. “And now look at It!” she lamented. —Fort Scott Tribunes

Worth Paying Premiums For.

A $5,000 life insurance policy wa» taken out on. a hen exhibited in Portland, Ore., recently. This hen Is a White Leghorn, owned by Doctor Tanored of Kent, Wash. She set a world’s record for production by laying 330 eggs In 365 days, ending September 16. This Is about four times the production of the average hen. Her owner consented to allow her to be placed on exhibition by one of the poultry feed companies, but stipulated that aha must be Insured for $5,000.

Sure Hair Grower.

The Bald One—“ Have you anythin* that will grow hair?” The Barber —“I certainly have if he Ilves—my baby*