Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 320, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 January 1920 — Page 2

Nasty Colds Get Instant relief with Cold Compound M | Don’t stay stuffed-up! Quit blowing andsuxdßinvf A dose of “Pape's Cold Compound” taken every two hours until three doses are taken usually breaks «p a cold and ends all grippe misery. The very first dose opens your elogged-np nostrils and the air passages of the head; stops nose running; relieves the headache, dullness, fevertshness, sneering, soreness and stiffness. “Pape’s Cold Compound” Is the quickest, surest relief known and costs nnly a few cents at drug stores. It acts without assistance. Tastes nice. Contains no quinhie. Insist on Pape’s! Ad.

Sense of Security.

“And you enjoy the moving pictures?" “Thoroughly,” replied Miss Cayenne. “But the charm of the human wcer , “This absence of the human voice is what Ojccasionally charms me. I am sure of not hearing anything that Is ungrammatical or improper."

HURRY! YOUR HAIR NEEDS “DANDERINE” M rid of every bit of that ugly dandruff and stop ftdk tag Mu/ To stop falling hair at once and rid the scalp of every particle of dandruff, get a small bottle of “Danderine” at any drug or toilet counter for a few cents, pour a little in your band and rub well Into the scalp. After several applications all dandruff usually goes and hair stops coming out Every hair in your bead soon shows new life, vigor, brightness, thtcimms and more colon. —Adv. |

Force of Practice.

"We have a baseball player in our choir." “I suppose he always xnows how to pitch bis verice."

Garfield Tea, taken regularly, will eeenet both liver and kidney disorders.—Adv. Resolve to be thyself; and know that be who finds himself, loses his misery.—Matthew Arnold. A handsome shoe often pinches the foot It’s a great work of art to make art pay.

“Can’t Cut Off My Leg” Says Railroad Engineer "I am a railroad engineer; about SO year* ago my leg was seriously Injured In an accident out West. Upon my refusing to allow the doctor to amputate it 1 was told it would be impossible to heal the wound I have tried all kinds of salves and had many doctors tn the past 20 years, but to no avail. Finally I resolved to use PETERSON’S OINTMENT on my leg. You cannot imagine my astonishment when I found it was doing what over 100 things had failed to do. My leg is now completely cured."—GuS Hauft, <99 Myrtle avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y. Great for piles, eezema, old sores and all skin diseases. 35 cents. Mail orders fllled. Peterson Ointment Co. Inc., Buffalo. N. Y. USED STEEL AND WOOD TANKS to 6,000 galloni. Whole or in sections. Also 4 and 8 gallon heavy oak kags. IMMEDIATE DELIVERY—F. aB. Chicago GOETZ COMPANY wx.usj.st . . odcago MsQggSRCOUGHS itching skin' —. ...f... ■ —....—.. • „— ysatppM. m **■*■* 111 or tz4ephoßs» <ochl WAter.

START THE NEW YEAR WITH A SERIOUS RESOLUTION! Stomach troubles poison the life. They fill it with worry and rob it of al! happiness. Put an end to this vexation and start the new year with a serious resolution to fight these disturbers! Read the following lines: “West. Texas. Dec. 1. 1919. Trtner's Elixir of Bitter QVine deserves the highest praise. My wife was always sick, the headache hardly ever left her. Last spring I bought her Trtner’s American Elixir of Bitter Wine, she took it regularly, and today she is healthier than she his been in years. Tours, Jos, F. Tydiacka, R. F. D. 4.” Trlner’s American .Elixir will help ypu, too, because it never disappoints. And if yon need a tonic, especially after fever attacks, ask your dealer for Trtner’s Angelica Bitter Tonic. He has also a beautiful Wall Calendar for you free (or you can get it from us by mall for 10c). —Joseph Triner Company, 1333-43 S. Ashland Ave„ Chicago, Bl. —Adv.

An Impossibility.

“ ’Reds’ have gone on strike,” said the man who was reading a newspaper. \ ■ “Can’t be done," commented the man who was cleaning his pipe. “In order to strike a person has to quit work, and no red was ever known to be at work in the first j4ace.”

ASPIRIN FOR COLDS Name "Bayer” is on Genuine Aspirin— say Bayer Insist on “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" la a “Bayer package,” containing proper directions for Colds, Pain, Headaqk®\ Neuralgia, Lumbago, and Rheumatism. Name “Bayer” means genuine Aqplrin prescribed by physicians for nineteen years. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost fev? cents. Aspirin is trade umik of Bayer Manufacture of Mono aceticacidester of Sallcyllcacid.—Adv.

What Time Might Do.

bld Goldbags—What’s tWat! You really mean to tell me you love my daughter for herself alone? Hardup—Yes, sir; but I think 1 could learn to l-love you t-too, sir, in t-time, sir.—London Tit-6its.

bnportot to all Women Readers of thia Paper Thousands upon thousand# of women have kidney or bladder trouble and never Women's complaints often prove to be nothing else but kidney trouble, or the rerult of kidney or bladder disease. Ts too kidneys not in a healthy condition, they may cause the other organs bo become diseased. You may suffer pain in the beck, headache and loss of ambition. Poor health makes you nervous, irritable and may be despondent; it makes any ODO 80. But hundreds of women claim that Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, by- restoring health to the kidneys, proved to be just the remedy needed to overcome such conditions. . Many send for a sample bottle to seo what Swamp-Root, the great fadny, liver and bladder medicine, will do for them. By enclosing ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., you may receive sample sire bottle by Parcel Post. You can purchase medium ana large size bottles at all drug stores. —Adv.

Adornment

“Here, this article talks about the ornamental government bureaus. What do they ornament them with?” “I believe it is generally with big nobs.”

HER FADED, SHABBY APPAREL DYED NEW "Diamond Dyes" Freshen Up Old, Discarded Garments. Don’t worry about perfect results. Use “Diamond Dyes," guaranteed to' give a new, rich, fadeless color to any fabric, whether It be wool, silk, linen, cotton or mixed goods.—dresses, blouses, stockings, skirts, children’s coats, feathers, draperies, coverings—everything 1 » > - The Direction Book with each package tells bow to diamond dye over any color. ; To mated) any material, have dealer show you “Diamond Dye” Color Card. —Adv.

Not as It Sounds.

“How about that mill location?” “They say it is a dam good site.’— Exchange. —~ -- ■ ' j

Important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA. that famous old remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears the 9 Use for Over 39 Years. Children Cry forFletcfcer’s Castons

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-CAUFORRIA FIG SYRUP* IS CHILD’S LAXATIVE Mt at tongue! Remove poisons from stomach, liver and ,L bowetat Accept “California” Syrup of Fife onlyr-look for the name California on the package, then you are sure your child is having the best and most harmless laxative or physic for the Utt!® stomach, liver and bowels. Children love its delieions fruity taste. Full directions for child’s dose op each bottle. Give it without fear. Mother! Yon must say “California.* —Adv.

Just Grievance.

“Somebody else has got to wait on that guy in the green suit,” said Maggie, the belle of the beanery. s - “What’s the matter, Mag?” asked hqr —for that day—dearest friend. “He said. ‘Pull yourself together, my girt, and rush that order of ham and eggs.’ Any guy that talks to a lady like she’s scatter! herself all over the place ain't no gentleman. That’s what I sayßirmingham Age-Herald.

LONG_FACES "Cascarets” for Liver and Bowels bring back Smiles - m ii «ni ■ • ■ ... »*.i. Turn the ••kill-joys'' out —the head* ache, biliousness. Indigestion, the sick, sour stomach and misery-making gases —turn them out tonight and keep them out with Cascarets. Millions of men and women take a Cascaret now and then and never know the misery caused by a lazy liver, clogged bowels, or an upset stomach. Don’t put tn another dayuf distress. Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach; remove the sour, fermenting food; take the excess bile from your liver and. carry put all the constipated waste* matter and poison in the bowels. Then you will feel great. A Cascaret tbnlght straightens you out by morning. They work while you deep.—Adv.

A Sure Way.

"Why don’t you get a woman detective to make that financier show 1 his hand?” “How could a woman do it?” “By disguising herself as a manicurist”

BOSCHEE’S SYRUP. A cold is probably’ the most com* mon of all disorders and when neglect*, ed is apt to be most dangerous. Statistics show that more than three times as many people died from influenza last year, as were killed In the greatest war the world has ever known. For the'last fifty-three years Boschee’s Syrup has been used for coughs, bronchitis, colds, throat irritation and lung troubles. It gives the patient ft good night’s rest, free from coughing, with easy expectoration in the morning. Made in America and used in the homes of thousands of families an over the civilized world. 'Sold everywhere.—Adv.

To Escape the Jinx.

Judge—Well, well, that’s a frightful case. What caused you to marry 14 wives? Bigamist—Well, your honor, I didn’t" believe in the number thirteen.

Watch Cuticura Improve Your Skin. On 'rising and retiring gently smear the face with Cuticura « Ointment. Wash off Ointment in five minutes with Cuticura Soap and hot watejc. It is wonderful sometimes what Cuticura will do for poor completions, dandruff, Itching and red rough hands, —Adv. -

Matching.

“Her affinity is a shoemaker.” /’; “Then H was natural jtor him to want a sole mate."

Constipation can be cured without drugs. Nature s own remedy—selected herbs—is UnrteM Tea.—Ads. '$ < • - "T —'■ ... -i A Why Trespass on the Sabbath T There are enough hours between Mjpnday morning and Saturday night tn Which to do the work of the weet ' ■ s'' to do with the case.

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Home Town Helps

SEE NEED OF GOOD ROADS "Doughboys" Who Served In Franc* Impressed by the Es®*ll*no* of - That Country’s Highways. Signs multiply that the returning soldier Is to be the strongest of all apostles of good roads. He knows that Except for the network of highways leading to Vertun not even the heroic poilu could have kept the Ger-, mans from passing. Day and night, as long as the peril lasted, an unending line of motor trucks rolled into the threatened region and back again. On a scale only slightly less impressive, it was always so when there was a “show on.” In the minds of our soldiers, however, Hie military need es stone roads seems less important than the commercial need, and always a deep sense seems present of the beauty of the smooth and shaded highway. The Amaroc News, official organ of our army on the Rhine, points out that of the 2,750,000 miles of highway tn the United States, less than 275,000 miles, or one in ten, has any form of surfacing whatever. But it becomes lyric when it notes that in France “each road, It matters not how small or how seldom used, has its quota of beautiful shade trees, whose limbs form an arch to protect the traveler from the sun.” The American legion will have poets throughout the land, and wherever there is a post there will be a band of men who kpow the value of easy communication and who know how to have their way.—New York Times.

FOR MORE COMMUNITY MUSIC

Boston Newspaper Makes Strong Point of Ite Value in greasing a Sense of Unity. 1 The growth of community music means many things, remarks the Boston Herald. It means an endless source of pure pleasure to those who listen, and far more to those who participate. It means a mighty stimulus to the love and understanding of good music. It means that at last we are beginning to weary, of being entertained by others and mean to create and perform our own music, through our own efforts. Most Important at all, it means that America is discovering at*last that she is a united nation and is expressing her joyful sense of unity In song. Let us see that the children have their share in this national awakening, a voice in this national chorus. Let every village, town and city gather its young people' and train them for a community chorus or orchestra. There could be no surer means of making them loyal to each other and to their country and of preparing a musical future for the nation. The wonj war has taught us, for one thing, how to come together as a community for spiritual expression in song. We sAall be the richer if we preserve and cultivate this practice.

For Home Builders to Decide.

The first question to the home builders is: “In what section shall we locate?” That is a question for the individual to decide, but the things he should look at carefully and answer before buying, are: Is it a healthful location? Is the transportation service good ? Has the town complete sewerage system? Is the water supply good? Can gas and electric light be supplied at a reasonable rate? Are there city conveniences, nuch as mail delivery, fire and police protection, good schools, churches, clubs, and, last bu* not least, what Is the possible future of the place? Is it well protected by restrictions for residential purposes? Will two-family or apartment houses enrtoacn or business come too near? It is the restrictions on the surrounding property that are of vital interest to the purchaser, not the restrictions on the piece being bought. You know what you are going to do and you also want to know what others in the vicinity could do, should, they be so disposed*

Primer on Billboards.

A iltle primer -on the city and Its billboard problem: “Haven’t the property owners a right to do as they please with their property?” i The United States Supreme court said in a decision in 1908: “The state as quasi sovereign and representative of the interest of the publid has a standing-in court to protect the atmosphere, the water and the forests within its territory, irrespective of the assent or dissent of the private owners immediately concerned.” V: “But does this right apply specifically to billboards?” Yea. In 1917 the Supreme court held: “A dty, excercising the police power may prohibit the erection of byboarda

Making a Stand.

Cactus Joe announces that he will But®, wb Im enough to keep people’s minds onM so they won’t quarrel.

- J? Land at *ls to ’3O An Acre BF every rural convenience; good school?, churches, roada. teleV phones, etc., close to live town* and good markets. K If you want to get badkto tee tow fco ateny JWgJHJgtgm H wh«t I WMtern cimUa tis* to offer you. B HA c.A Broogfatoo, Room 412, 111 W. AdansStr^t.Chieko, HL; KS M. V. Msclnnes. 176 Avenue Detroit. Mick. afsa Canadian Government Agents. _

Alienism.

•Td turn every one of those bolrtievists over to an alienist,” remarked the man who attributes everything to insanity. “So would I,” answered Senator Sorghum. “I’d run them over to an expert enemy-alienist with the broadest kind of authority.” •

y - : **CoM In the Head” build up the System, cleanse the Blood and render them lees Uable to colds. Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh lead to Chronic Catarrh. on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. All Druggists 76c. Testimonials free HALDS will not *F?J. Cheney ‘ft Co., Toledo, Ohio.

Quite So.

you see where a singer has come back from Paris with a dress full of mirrors?” “That idea must have required a great deal of reflection.”

It takes Congress to settle a strike, but an unruly stomach is subdued by Garfield Tea.—Ada.

FOUND IN AMHERST COLLEGE

Discovery of Audubon Collection of North American Birds Will Delight Ornithologists. - The famous Audubon collection of NorthAmericap birds, which was mislaid thirty or more years ago, was discovered a short time ago in Appleton cabinet at Amherst college. In the lection are more than 800 type specimens of birds, from which, it is believed, Audubon painted the Illustrations In fils edition of “Birds of North America.” Fifty of the specimens bear labels containing Audubon’s own handwriting and are dated 1834. The collection was originally sold by the Audubon estate for S6OO to “Ward’s Natural Science” establishment, following which it was sold to H. H. Farnum who, forty years 'ago, presented the specimens to Amherst college. Curator Bangs of the ornithological collectors at Harvard will take .possession of the collection, which conlyins specimens of practically every kind of North American bird.

The Reason Why.

“There was a freeze-out In his job, but he kept it.” “What was it?” “He’s an ice cutter.” )

Its Nature.

“What is a voice from the tombs like?” “I guess it- is on the order of a skeleton’s articutattocu” _____

The history of the war waits on the epilogue. \ ■ —.... . ■ ■ ■■■——. Worry is thought without purpose or object.

Ab race with Coffee prices! POSTUM ■: *TnMFTI' < is still selling at Ato •'<?'. ' I? * .j . 21 • _ .. II iK< utTLiAsi im —• J ’ JLFjr • \ ——— P ‘ - Sty ... » ■ ‘ A X ?•? AK? \i Afily

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FOUND NEW DISEASE GERM

• ” * Annoying “Deer Fly Fever,” It Is Announced, Is Caused by Bacterium Tularense. 1 Anwencement has been made by the United States public health service of the discover by its investigators of a‘ new germ foe to man which causes a disease which has resulted in fatal cases in Utah, the New York - Times says. An investigation has been completed by Surgeon Edward Francis. The germ, which bears the name of bacterium tularense, was first looted by Doctors McCoy and Chapin of the health service, as the causative agent tn a plaguelike disease of rodents. It was not then known that, the same germ also infects man. Doctor Francis now finds that bacterium tularense is the cause of “deerfly fever,” a disease occurring among the rural population of Utah, and Initiated, according to popular belief, by a fly bite on some exposed surface of the body. The site of the bite and. the neighboring lymph glands become tender and inflamed and commonly suppurate. A fever like that in ordinary blood poison develops and lasts from three to six weeks.

Good-by, Old Dobbin.

Ten years ago the number of motor tracks in use was hut 4,000. Today there are between 400,00 and 500.000. If the number of motor tracks augments in the next ten years in the same ratio as in the »past ten years, there would be over 22,000,000 motor, trucks in use in the United States by 1929. 7—

Unless your persistence is equal to your talent, your endowment amounts to little. The best way to make your future successful Is to be happy and useful ja the present. To live within one’s income Is not an Ignoble ambition.