Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 318, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 January 1920 — JUST FOR FUN [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

JUST FOR FUN

Signatures. “It is a great mistake fonan author to sign his work ‘Anon,’ ,r remarked Mr. Penwiggle. “Yes,” replied the press agent; “if he wants to get anywhere financially he’d better take a chance on signing it *Advt.*"

Naturally. “Pop, will you tell me one thing about aviation expenses?” “What is that, son?" . v “Are they all overhead charges?"

Used to It. “Our new cook tells me she used to be assistant to a modiste.” “Thank goodness! Then she‘ll know how to dress the salad properly.” Well Stocked. “Smith took me down yesterday to see how he had fixed up his cellar.” “Was it cemented?" “Sure, and so was our friendship by what he had fixed it up with.”

impending Retributton. “The young man who plays the xylophone Is ill.” “Will he recover?” “I think not. The doctor attending him lives next door.”

Their Class. “The grape and the peach are both strenuous fruits.” "How do you make that out?” ' “The grape has plenty of pluck and the fetich lots of pull.” / )“Out by Command. “We used to have midnight lunches at home, but we’ve given them up.” “Began to bother your digestion, I suppese.” >he maid objected to our having them. ,