Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 306, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 December 1919 — WOULD HAVE ONE GOOD FEED [ARTICLE]

WOULD HAVE ONE GOOD FEED

Man With $700,000,000 Had Meal Figured Out, Even to Amount Left for Waiter. •« . T ." “I read' In the paper,” gaid the /at plumber, “about’' a Columbiana man who Is to Inherit part of $700,000,000.” “Gee,” said the thin carpenter, “I’d Tike to in on a fortune like that.” “What would you do if you had $700,000,000?” “I have always wanted a lot of money and I know Just what I’d do.” “Well—” * < J , “I’d go right into the biggest hotel in New York city —” “Yes—” * - ' '• “And I’d walk right into the main dining room —” . “Yes —” “And I’d say to the waiter: ‘Bring me the best plank steak you have in the house.’ ” ' “Uh, huh.” “And after I had eaten it I’d tell the waiter to bfing mejhe check.” “Of course.” . • “I’d pay the check with my money and then t’d take my 30 cents change to tip the waiter.”—Youngstown Telegram. . **'