Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 300, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 December 1919 — The Best Way. [ARTICLE]

The Best Way.

Traveler —Will I have time to'fcet a drink before the train leaves? Conductor —Yes. of time. Traveler —How do I know the train won’t leave without me? Conductor—Well. I'll go along and have a drink with you.