Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 300, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 December 1919 — Page 7

NERVES GAVE OUT Serious Kidney Trouble Had Made Life Miserable, But Doan’s Removed All the Trouble. Hasn’t Suffered Since. JT had such severe pains in my bfeckA says Mrs. Albert Akroyd, 304 Vv. Indiana .Avenue, Philadelphia, Pa., “that they almost doubled, me up. Many a day I could not do mv housework and at every move it* seemed as if my back would two. My feet and Saf ankles swelled until arW I had to wear large- C & sized slippers and Q at sometimes I couldn’t „ k T X stand up. “I had dizzy spells J( and dreadful head- A, -* aches and fiery flashes passed be- Mrs. Akroyd fore my eyes. Had a heavy weight been resting on my head, the pain could not have been more distressing. The least noise startled me, I was so nervous. I couldn’t control the kidney secretions and the pain in passage was awful.“It began to look as though my case was beyond the reach of medicine until I used Doan's Kidney Pills. The first box benefited me and four boxes cured all the troubles. I have had no further cause for complaint.” Sworn to before me, Thos. H. Walters, Votary Public. Get Doan's at Any Store, 60c a Box DOAN’S “pTAV FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y.

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Times Have Changed.

It Is said that the post office in Philadelphia gets $15,000 a day less as the result of going from the three-cent back to the two-cent rate for letters. That happens to be exactly the sum which Benjamin Franklin was able to turn over to Great Britain in annual revenues from the post offices in the colonies in 1774, after he had put in four years of hard work in creating a postal system.

Cuticura Soothes Itching Scalp On retiring gently rub spots of dan* druff and Itching with Cuticura Ointment. Next morning shampoo with jCutlcura Soap and hot water. Make them your every-day toilet preparations and have a clear skin and soft, white hands. —Adv.

These Balance Men.

I profess no special partiality for any critic, who, bolding balance in hand, weighs eagerly whatsoever of learning comes to his counter. I question whether he is not taking less of the quality of the wares than of the fashion of his scales, never questioning their accuracy nor his own levity. Still it must be admitted that these balance men are not withoilt their usefulness, being convenient for appraising market values. —A. Bronson Alcott.

BOSCHEE’S SYRUP. In these days of unsettled weather look out for colds. Take every precaution against the dreaded influenza and at the first sneeze remember that Boschee’s Syrup has been used for fifty-three years in all parts of the United States for coughs, bronchitis and colds, throat irritation and especially for lung troubles, giving the patient a good night’s rest, free from coughing, with easy expectoration in the morning. Made in America and kept as a household panacea In the homes of thousands of families all over the civilized world. Try one bottle and accept no substitutes. —Adv.

The Best Way.

Traveler —Will I have time to'fcet a drink before the train leaves? Conductor —Yes. of time. Traveler —How do I know the train won’t leave without me? Conductor—Well. I'll go along and have a drink with you.

Asking a Favor of a Flyer.

Small Boy (to airman) —“If you be a-goin’ up, zur, would ye zee if ye can find Billy’s kite .driftin’ about, wot *e lorst larst Toosday?”

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RED CROSS HEROES

Correspondent Tells of Deed of Splendid Bravery. Many Glorious Things Have Been Done In the Hot Spirit of Battle, But This Was in a Class by Itself.

- From Hill 212, overlooking Fere-en-Tardenois and the valley of the Ourcq, William Slavens McNutt, Collier’s correspondent, watched the American infantry start the Germans on their final retreat from Reims-Soissons-Cha-teau Thierry pocket. He says: And then I daw the most painfully dramatic thing I have witnessed in all this war. Out from the little atrip of wood that the Americans had just captured, walking slowly out into that open, bullet-swept field over which the charge had passed, I saw two men with the brassard of the Red Cross on their arms bearing a wounded man on a litter. They had perhaps 300 yards to go back across that open field before the curve of the hill would shelter them from the machine gun fire from the hill above. And they could not run, 1 they could not duck, they could not take cover. They must walk upright on their work of mercy, walk upright in that storm of lead, and, walk slowly for the burden they bore I “There go two dead men,” the captain said solemnly. “They haven t got a chance in that field. The machine guns’ll get ’em, sure! Watch!” ' I watched. I have never watched anything so intently in my life. And with all the fervency of reverence and belief that there was in me I prayed for those two men of mercy over there who could not fight back; those men who had made the charge up the hill with their comrades of the gun and bayonet and must now march back •bearing a wounded fighting man to safety; back through that storm of lead thit was sweeping the field from the big wood —march back standing straight and walking slow. So slow! They had made perhaps a hundred yards when one of them slipped to his knees and rolled over. “I told you,” the captain exclaimed. “They’ve got ’em !” > “Only one,” I said. “The other fellow’s not hit.” “They’ll get him,” the captain prophesied gloomily. I saw the unwounded man kneel by his stricken comrade. For the space of a minute he knelt there, I suppose applying first aid. Then he stood erect. And then the man who had been hit, the stretcher bearer on the ground, rose slowly—oh, so very slow-ly_-till he was propped up on one elbow. Then to his knees. Slow I Then very, very slowly he got to his feet. Once up, he -leaned over —and, from where I was, through my glasses, I coulil see by the movement the pain It cost —leaned over, grasped the handles of the litter, and straightened up again. He had been hit, but he was going on! On they went. I have no power to describe how slowly they seemed to be moving across that deadly open field. A hundred yards! Another hundred would mean comparative safety under the slope of the hill. Fifty of that accomplished! Twentyfive more! And then, slowly yet, they vanished from sight under the protective slope. They had made It! I think I shouted. I know I tried to, apd I know that my knees were suddenly too weak to -hold me up and that I abruptly knelt and grasped the slim pole, of the little lone tree near by to steady myself.—Red Cross Bulletin.

An Ideal Woman.

Solomon’s model woman would have made an ideal federated club woman 1 First she began at home and the heart of her husband-man safely trusted in her, for she rose while it was yet night to give meat to her household. She was a financier, another qualification fitting her admirably for club life, for we see her considering a field and buying it. She was a horticulturist, for she planted a vineyard. She was a merchant, for she bought her goods from afar and perceived that they were good. She was a manufacturer, for she is pictured as making fine linen and selling girdles to the merchants. She was a wise councilor — perhaps, a member of the national council of defense; we knew she was a diplomat, for her husband was known in the gates, and so was she. —New York Evening Telegram.

New Roofing Material.

England’s efforts to conserve steel and iron -have resulted in the development of an asbestos and cement material that is being used instead of corrugated iron for roofing purposes. It is made by mixing one part of finely ground asbestos to six parts of Portland cement. When made into naste by the addition of water, it is rolled into sheets which, after being trimmed,‘are. corrugated and then seasoned. The asbestos serves as reinforcement. A

The Reticent Pork Chop.

Economists tell us that the scale of wages has increased more than the cost of living. However, one does "not meet the affable pork chop out in popular society nearly as much as before, and the average housewife would rather read an absorbing recipe of new-fangled , food substitutes now than the saddest love story ever written^— ■ Thrift Magazine. ) '" - Art \

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

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Rank by Christening.

Two negroes were carrying a heavy piece of timber. ■ Both wanted to “boss the job.” “Lay it down here,” ordered one. “Who you-all a-talkin’ to, man?” the other' demanded. “Does yon-alt think you kin boss m« around like dat?” “Sure I kin,” said the 'tirst darkey. “Mah name is tew Tennant.” “Huh! dat’s nothin’,” responded the "second sori* of the sunny South, “mah name is gam Browne.”

Important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bdttle of CASTORIA, that famous old remery for infants and children, and see that it Bears the //IF/? Signature of In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria

Electro-Therapeutical Brush.

A novel electro-therapeutical brush, instead of being connected to the usual battery, carries its own tiny generator. This generally supplies an infinitesimally small current o£ 50 to 200 volts, and is operated through a chain of gears by working a little lever placed beside the handle of the- brush,

Among the women of Borneq elongated ear lobqg are considered a great mark of beauty.

Children’s Coughs may be checked and more serious conditions of the throat often will be avoided by promptly giving the child a doee of safe PI SO'S

GLADNESS IN THEIR HEARTS

Physical Discomforts Unable to Affect Soldiers Who Had Good Reasons for Feeling Happy. .O' ‘ ” “It was three o'clock in the morning,” said the returned soldier as he recalled his departure from a training camp. “A cold rain was pouring down in torrents. The hundreds of soldiers who came from t2ve barracks of the big army camp were in a most cheerful mood. All carried heavy loads. They seemed to pay little heed to the fact the ground was soggy and their feet went into the mud above their shoe tops. At other times, when they had been brought out into the cold rain, they had spoken in bitter language, but it was not so upon this occasion. “Through the inky darkness the men tramped with their heavy luggage, the packs getting heavier as the water soaked Into them. They did not seem to mind the long hike, and they sang a little and laugh&d a little despite the fact their clothing did not turn -the streams of water the skies above poured down upon them unmercifully. “Finally the commands of officers rang out in the darkness and the men were halted near a railroad track. ■?3iey stood there for more than an hour. The rain turned into a snow. The cheerfulness ameng tbe men was not broken. Their laughter continued, and occasionally they would sing some faihiliar army song. “At last a long train of passenger coaches was backed in on the track. In that machine-like manner of troop movements the men boarded the train. The last man had no more than left the ground when the train began moving, and soon was, rumbling and screeching through the darkness. 1 “Within the coaches the soldiers continued their singing and laughter, although they were wet to the skin. They had a reason to be happy. That ‘grand and glorious feeling’ finally had arrived. “They were going—home.”

Water in the Desert.

The National Geographic Magazine gives some interesting accounts of the driving of cattle to the nearest port or railway, from the vast pasture lands of Australia. Two, three or even five months may be required, says this magazine. Unless the season is favorable, it cannot be done at all, for feed and water are lacking along the route. . . • Stock routes are laid out and tended as carefully as wagon roads or railways. They head for the principal markets, or for the ends of railways that extend into the arid belt, and wind across the country, taking advantage of all known water supplies. Streams, springs, blllabongs and namma-holes are . used, regardless sf ‘ the quality of the water, for almost any liquid is acceijjable in the desert. When the distance between watering places is too great, or areas of feed are beyond the reach of water, artificial supplies are provided and carefully watched. Wells are dug, and reservoirs and tanks are constructed to collect rain water. Where other means fall, skeleton buildings with large roof area are provided to conserve the rainfall.

Will Visit Southern Jungles.

Efghteen men and women, natural scientists and naturalists, headed by William Beebe, curator of the birds at the Bronx zoo, will sail soon from New York to explore jungles In South America. It is hoped they will bring back a large collection of rare birds and Insects. Miss Mabel Satterlee, granddaughter of J. P. Median, will accompany the party ,to study” birds, and Prof. William M. Wheeler of Harvard university will devote his attention to .the .study of ants. Others In the party will Include Prof. Henry Fairfield Osborne of the American Museum of Natural History, Alfred Emerson of Cornell university. Miss Gertrude Emerson, editor of Asia Magazine, and Prof. Clifford Pope of the University of West Virginia.

Would Be Too Realistic.

In his “Lines of Communication.” Captain Agate tells a good story of a certain great actress who was one day giving a lesson to a pupil on the bare stage of her theater. The girt w supposed to he iw immediate danger and' to be calling for assistance, but? could not manage to do so in a sufficiently realistic manner. ' "But, madame, will you not show me the proper way to cry for help!” she asked at length. “My. child,” replied the actress. “Were I to cry for help those decorators of mine up there in the wings would come rushing down on. th* stage.”

Some Things Can’t Be Borne.

“I thought you said you weYe not going to quarrel with your wife any more.” “ ... “So I did, but there’s a limit to human endurance.” T “Nonsense.” “When I refused to open my mouth she./«at and tapped her foot on the floor until I exploded.”—Birmingham Age-Herald. *

Made Good Use of Statue.

The equestrian statue of George HI, that cantankerous old king who precipitated the American Revolutionary war, was well camouflaged when President Wilson passed by, following his arrival in London. An American sailor sat on the charger’s neck, a Canadian on the tall and an American doughboy bn its back, one arm around the neck of the king’s image.

PHYSICALLY FIT AT ANY AGE It isn’t are, it’s careless living that trots men “down and out?’ Keep your Internal organs in good condition and you will always be physically fit. I f The kidneys are the most overworked organs in the human body. When they break down under the strain ana the deadly uric acid accumulates and crystallizes look out! These sharp crystals tear and scratch tnc delicate urinary channels causing excruciating pain and set up irritations which may cause premature degeneration and often do __ turn into deadly Bright’s Disease. One of the first warnings of sluggish kidney action is pain or stiffness In the small of the back, loss of appetite, indigestion or rheumatism. Do not wait until the danger is upon you. At the first indication of trouble go after the cause at once. Get a trial box of GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules,' imported direct from the laboratories in Holland. They will give almost immediate relief. • If for any cause they should not, your money will be refunded. But be sure to get GOLI) MEDAL. None other Is genuine. sealed boxes, three sizes.—Adv.

Animals Slaughtered.

It la estimated by competent authorities that 30 per cent of the leather furnishing animals of Italy have been slaughtered for food purposes during the war. Some years are necessary to recoup these losses.

ASPIRIN FOR HEADACHE Mama ** Bayer” is on Genuiao Aspirin —say Bayer Insist on “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” In a “Bayer package,” containing proper directions for Headache, Colds, Pain, Neuralgia, Lumbago, and Rheumatism. Name “Bayer” means-genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians for nineteen years. Handy tin toxes of 12 tablets cost few cents. Aspirin is trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Saltcylicacid.—Adv.

Farm Note.

“Pretty girls attract other boarders.” “And pay board themselves. Yes, they’re a great help.”

State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas County—ss. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886. (Seal) A. W. Gleason, Notary Public. HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.

WOULD BE FRIEND IN NEED

Grateful Colored Man Promised to v.. Go if Services Should Be Needed. “The race riots in Chicago remind me of the same sort of excitements that ran around Atlanta when I was living there as a young man,” said George McDaniel of Metro, Cal., recently. “My brother and I were both medicos—owners of smooth and virgin sheepskins. We shared the same office and lunched at the same counter. In the midst of wild confusion, one day, a wounded negro rushed into our office and begged for protection. This was freely granted, for we had no race prejudices, in spite of our Southern upbringing. We also poured salve on the negro’s bruises. “‘Yo’ shuah been good to me,’ said the grateful darkey, turning to my brother —who, by the way, is now practicing in Los. Angeles—‘an’ I’ll ’member it, doc. Say, If yo’ ever kills anybody mab friends and I’ll get you out if we have to bust the jail to do it.’ ” —Los Angeles Times.

Explained by Father.

Mother—l wonder why a growing girl is so hard to manage? Father —Well, naturally, as long as she is a girl her dgeds are all miss-do-ings. ® Milliners do hot prosper in Mexico. Nearly every woman in that country goes bareheaded.

Build Up With Grape=Nuts Popular I for its delightful flavor and because it furnishes certain* food values necessary" for building', the. best in body and brain > Users ki<ow by test “lhere s. a Reason ■ * . ’ ' ■ 'f "iia

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Box W. N. U, CHICAGO, NO. 43-1919.

WANTED TO SEE THAT PIG

"Animal" Had a Strange Fascination for the Thirsty Easterners of a Century Ago.

Tb'» present prohibition law is mud» more* stringent than was the dry law of Massachusetts of 100 years ago* when the “Striped Pig” gained it® fame. At that time the law read that liquor could not be secured, save l» 15-gallon lots. That gave the “pig”! its chance. An enterprising resident, attended the militate muster on the Rendville fair grounds, and established a side show. A banner before the tent flaunted the likeness of a red and black pig, which, a sign said, could be seen for four pence. Many men went in to see the strange animal, and returned, many times. As the law did not prohibit the exhibitor from giving away liquor he gave each patron a generou® glass of the forbidden drink from a large stock he had laid in. The "Striped Pig” became famous over night. Song® were written about the animal, a bev-> erage was named after it, and a burx lesque play in New York adopted th® absurd title. , ■

Cold Day for Him.

“So Jim married a cold million, ehY* “Colder than he thought. His w|f® freezes onto every cent of it.”

Explaining the Leak.

"Can you keep a secret, JPeggy?” “I can; but it’s just my luck to te< things to other girls who can’t.”