Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 289, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 December 1919 — ABE MARTIN. [ARTICLE]

ABE MARTIN.

[lndianapolis News.] Miss Tawney Apple’s uncle, who has been watchin* a railroad crossin’ fer about thirty years, wuz fired t’day fer bein’ a signal failure. Th’ only time you git enough t’ eat in a restaurant is •when a new’ clerk that don’t know th’ game waits on you.