Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 279, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 November 1919 — A FEW SMILES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

A FEW SMILES

——Not a Chance. Jones —Just a tip about Brown—he intends getting a car from you—and he’ll never pay. Auto Agent—What shall I say when he calls? Jones—Just; tell him the truth about your car —anything to keep him from buying. The Way of ft.

“It was very unlike the majority of business men the way Ananias got Into trouble.” “How was it?” “Through . both his assets and his lie-abilities.”

The Cause. “What makes Stiffins such a queer lead color?” “I guess it is the plumbago his wife says he has in his back.” - w- - ; , His Way. “Did the foreign nobleman you were speaking of travel in this country incognito?” , . “No, he traveled in a Pullman.” Tickled to Death.

“Do you think your father will । consent to our marriage?” ' “Wait until the bills for this month come in and then I qm sure he will be glad to have you take me off his hands."

One Instant. “I never saw such a“ lazy fellow. I gave him such a talking to that I scared him nearly to death.” “He is net all lazy. I noticed while' you were talking that his face was working.”