Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 272, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 November 1919 — Reporting a Crime. [ARTICLE]

Reporting a Crime.

“First you talk of a jewel robbery," said the policeman, “and now all you have to say Is that you have lost your cook.” “Well,” exclaimed Mr. Crosslots, “that cook was a jewel and some of the neighbors came around and stole her.”