Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 272, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 November 1919 — How Pat Won Out. [ARTICLE]

How Pat Won Out.

- ixfous to travel for a big English in the ham line, an Irishman ob--1 an interview with the pro- ’ experience have you had?” . ikishiwan was asked. months,” was the answer. “Eighteen months!” scornfully repeated the proprietor. “What could you learn about bacon In that time? Why, I’ve, been studying for forty years/and don’t know half enough about it yet.” “Bedad,” exclaimed Pat, with a confident smile, “if I had been studying it for forty years, I’d know how to make a pig!” He got the job.