Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 265, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 November 1919 — FALL SMILES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

FALL SMILES

The Curse of Riches. “The Grabcoins are having a hard time keeping up appearances.” “They are not in financial straits, I hope?” “Oh, no. but it seems Impossible to keep a staff nine “servants 7 inttwt longer than a week at a time. Mrs. Grabcdih, who used to be a wonder at the washtub. is_ quite helpless without a full quota of menials.” Topsy Turvy.

“See any fancy Tidin’ while you was East?” asked Three - Finger Sam. “I sure . did 7 ” answered -Cactus Joe? “But everything’s topsy. turvy. People in the cars have to hang on with

their wrists in straps.” . . “Jes’ think of that. U sin” the stirrups for their bands instead of their feet!” All of It. “Did you have a fine time on your auto trip?” ' . . “Oh, yes. We ran into a lot of country speed traps and it was nothing but tine.” The Use. “I understand thatrMrs. Blobs prepares her own meals, does her housework and puts the washing and ironing out/’ 2. "Then wfiat~do her“cbbk and launI dress- do?” “Oh, she has them just to let the ' neighbors know she can afford to hire hqlp.” Fashion’s Fuzzes. “Do you thfnk

side whiskers Wilt I fashion aghifiT”** fashion now,” said Mr. Rufnek. “The girls are wearin' ’em over their ears.”' .

, . Heights of Luxury. ~“Will gave*a diamond necklace lately to his wife-” “That's nothing. Tom lets his have Tried -chicken, for dinner every Sunday . - *