Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 257, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 October 1919 — IT IS TO LAUGH [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

IT IS TO LAUGH

"l understand you teach useful “Yes,” replied the warden of a model penitentiary, “but we have to draw the line somewhere.” “How is that?” “Several life-termers have been urging me to start a- flying school.’’ No Pieces.

Jimmie How much are the gingerbread horses, please? Lady Five cents apiece. piece * 1 . want a whole one.

Going With the Wind. “It’s an ill wind that blows nobody good,” said the ready-made philosopher. “Yes,” replied Cap'n Starboard; "but the kind of man that sits around waitin’ for the wind to come from exactly the quarter that suits him Is mightly likely to have no more sense 4han to hoist sail in a hurricane.” A Regular Dinner.

“Were you at their dinner party?” “Yes.” - — — “Was it an elaborate affair?” •‘Very. They had enough for us all to eat."

Home? “What is your definition of home?" “Home is the place where you can’t find the hammer or the saw when you really need them.” An Expert Balancer. The Sire —Late hours are ruining you. For myself, I hate always gone to bed with the chickens. The Son —I don’t see how you managed to keep from falling off the roost.