Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 247, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 October 1919 — Indisputable Proof. [ARTICLE]

Indisputable Proof.

A druggist was boasting in the comnanv of his friends of his well-assorted stock in trade. “There isn’t a drug missing,” he safd; ‘ not even of the most uncommon sort.” “Come now,” said one of the bystanders. by way of a joke, “I’m sure you don’t keep spirits of contradiction as well stocked as' you are.” “Why not?” said the druggist, not in the least embarrassed. “You shall see for. yourself.” So saying he left the room and returned leading his wife by the hand.— Pittsburgh Chron-icle-Telegraph.