Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 244, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 October 1919 — Rather Neat. [ARTICLE]

Rather Neat.

“I object to admitting the plaintiff’s ankles as evidence.” “On what grounds?” “Ahem! Your honor, this is a breach of promise suit and I don’t want my client’s judgment to appear at fault in passing up a pair like ‘that.” Silence is golden—and some remarks are very brassy.