Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 240, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 October 1919 — Only Place to Show Him Off. [ARTICLE]

Only Place to Show Him Off.

“I hear you are going to marry Archie Blueblood?” said one society woman to another. “Is it true?” “Marry him?” exclaimed the other. “Not likely. What on earth could 1 do with him? He’s rejected from the army, he can’t ride, he can’t play tennis, golf, nor, for that can he even drive a motorcar!” “Oh!” said the friend, “but he can swim beautifully, you know.” “Swim, indeed! Now, I ask you, yould you like e husband you had to keep in an aquarium?”