Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 221, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 September 1919 — WHO’S YOUR PRIME MINISTER? [ARTICLE]

WHO’S YOUR PRIME MINISTER?

Bet Wilson would be all broke up if he couldn’t keep House. Read that twice. Talk about Ford hiring all his brain work. What if Col. House got matft and tcfcd the truth about the president. I often wonder who helped the Lord drajw up the ten commandments. Everything’s done, nowadays by machinery or office help. I use both. One of the 14 points perfectly satisfies Europe—that America want in for nothing and draws nothing. I guess at that we got the Kaiser’s goat. But Jfess Willard got more than that for going in and right out* I nominate Jess for the next peace conference —if I can’t go. Jess got the bacon and peace both in just a few minutes. But he’s a republican. Wilson raised the Bible 4 points, but I can raise Wilson. There’s 47 of improvement in the new Oldsmobile. My errand boy can explain them. —Hugh Kirk.