Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 220, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 September 1919 — YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS— [ARTICLE]

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS —

That the spice of life is usually found in family jars. That the man who pins his faith on a WCTmTrn"~dcstTTes~ l.u get stuckr That the man of loose habits usually turns in at home in a tight state. That many a man’s train of thought has been wrecked by defective matrimonial ties. * That when a woman begins to tell her age it is a sure sign that age is beginning to tell on her. That no man who is not certain of being able to pay the charges should express iris love for a woman. That you shouldn’t aspire to the title of “head of the family” if you are not willing to foot the bills. That short skirts may conserve valuable cloth, hut they also furnish material for gossip about exposed family skeletons. That the life of any married woman will prove n sweet song if her husband is able and willing to furnish the “notes.”— Benjamin Arstein in Cartoons. '