Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 209, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 August 1919 — What Every Man Expects. [ARTICLE]

What Every Man Expects.

Oh, yes, it Is perfectly easy for any woman to learn to cook, writes Helen Rbwland. All in the world you need is the “right spirit, my dear." And a stove and a cook book, and a bungalow apron. And —the genius of a Newton, the science of a Savarln, the patience of a Griselda, the agility of a Charlie Chaplin, the judgment of Solomon. the skill of Ariel, the Imagination of Jules Verne, the persistence of Delilah, the versatility of Mrs. Fiske, the sure aim of Christy Mathewson, the coolness and composure of “Central,” the calm decision of Haroun-al-Ras-chld, the thumbs of a blacksmith, the skin of a salamander, the batting average of Ty Cobb, the bluff of Cagilostro, the nerve of Jess Willard, the self-as-surance of a kaiser, the faith of Joan of Arc. and —the meekness of a—worm!