Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 204, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 August 1919 — HERE’S TO THE EYES THAT LINGER. [ARTICLE]

HERE’S TO THE EYES THAT LINGER.

As I drove through a fashionable part of a neighboring city I noticed time after time that well dressed women turned and let their eyes follow me. “At last,” thought I, “a town where women appreciate a real main.” I drove slower, intent to hear their appreciation. The next one exclaimed in accent wild. “Just look, isn’t that a treat for tired eyes? It must be that new Monroe!” Moral: A woman that isn’t tied up, ain’t always wild.—The Errand Boy.