Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 186, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 August 1919 — JUST FOR ADVERTISING. [ARTICLE]

JUST FOR ADVERTISING.

To the first man, woman or married couple that can successfully fill out the blank spaces in a check to suit me and my bankers, I am going to turn over a brand new car. Every nut and bolt, every joy and grief will be yours without reservation. Now don’t race, don’t riot and don’t call my house after 1 o’clock. I demand some quiet. You could burn out a dynamo if it never stopped.—Hugh Kirk.