Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 176, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 July 1919 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Everybody nlow 'beDiieves that the country has gone dry. W. H. ParkiSon went to Lafayette today. Livingston Ross returned today from Chicago. Mrs. B. F. Ferguson and Mrs. C. E. Foskett, of Chicago, are visiting Mr. and Mrs. John R. Vanatta. Mrs. W. H. Beam returned Sunday from a two weeks’ visit at Caro, on Saginaw Bay, Mich. Untie Ed Parkinson is quite a little imroved and was able to be up and around in the house today. The high temperature seems to be making a winning race with the high cost of living. Mrs. Lottie George, who had been in Chicago-for some time, has returned to this riity. Mrs. J. A. Layton and children returned to Indianapolis today after visiting with Mrs. J. Ellis at Newland. Clarence Maxwell aind family, of Jordan township, and Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Landrum, off Taft, Cal., who are visiting with them, visited Samuel Robinson and family in Morocco Sunday.

Strange are the ways of nature. A caterpiller sheds its legs and begins wearing wings. And a girl sheds her legs and begins wearing limbs. If the penality for bigamy compelled a man to live with both wives for the rest of his life, there wouldn’t be any such animal as bigamy any more. __ ? Some homes are so happy that if you give a man 'his choice between taking a gallon of castor oil or spending an evening at home, he would grab for the castor oil. When a girl lands a job that pays her enough to enable her to buy her own candy and movie tickets and chewing gum, she knows that she is a great help to her parents. As soon as the country boy learns to chew tobacco and smoke cigarettes and play pool the rest of the community knows that he is going to end his days in the penitentiary. The bld-fashioned boy who used to be able to “spell down” the rest of the das smust be dead. He isn’t writing any letters these days or he has forgotten all he ever knew about spelling.

Speechless banquets are becoming quite the things these days. Probably it’s the price of food that makes 'them speechless.—St. Joseph News-Press. If some of the women could see how dirty their gauze undervests were they wouldn’t be so_ careless about leaving their kimonos unfastened at the top. When a man sees a woman who is wearing too many diamonds and too much complexion, he gets the idea that - one is about as genuine ’ as the other. A man can have only one suit to his name. But that doesn’t prevent bom from discovering that he, has left his money in his other suit when it is has turn to treat. What has become of the oldI fashioned boy who had to take a' ’walk down town every Saturday aft-| ernoon so iris sister could take a-: bath in a wash tub in the kitchen? Try a classified ad. Advertfeo In Th* Infill■■■ i