Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 174, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 July 1919 — What Every Man Expects. [ARTICLE]

What Every Man Expects.

Oh, yes, it is perfectly easy for any woman to learn to cook, writes Helen Rowland. All in the world you need is the “right spirit, my dear.” And a stove and a cook book, and a bungalow apron. And —the genius of a Newton, the science of a Savarin, the patience of a Griselda, the agility of a Charlie Chaplin, the judgment’of Solomon, the skill of Ariel, the imagination of Jules Verne, the persistence of Delilah, the versatility of Mrs. Fiske, the sure alm of Christy Mathewson, the coolness and composure of “Central,” the cqlm decision of Haroun-al-Ras-chld, the thumbs of a blacksmith, the skin of a salamander, the batting average of Ty Cobb, the bluff of Cagllostro, the nerve of Jess Willard, the self-as-surance of a kaiser, the faith of Joan of Arc, and —the meekness of a—worm I