Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 171, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 July 1919 — JUST TO SMILE [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

JUST TO SMILE

Oh, Fudge. “What’s all that noise, all that hubbub in the shops?” “We manufacture tennis goods.” “Well?” "And that fellow is making a racket.” Had Only to Act Natural. Youth —I don’t

want to take,that cha ra c ter. I’ll make a fool of myself. Lady Stage Manager Well, you said you wanted an easy part

The Difference. “What’s the difference between baseball and trigonometry?” “Give it up." “A woman will pretend to be inter- ■ ested when you’re trying to explain, baseball to her." A Desirable Entertainment.

“A successful man must study the faults of others.” “Well, I don’t know that it will, make a man successful, but it ought to be a delightful study.”

The Popular Fad. “Everybody seems to be affected with it.” “What?” “The strike fever." “What’s happened now?” “The wife and children have struck for more spending money.” Sensitive. Mrs. Newgllt—What is your objection to buying that lovely French bulldog? Her Husband —I won’t stand for a dog that turns up Ms nose at me.