Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 159, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 July 1919 — No Cause for Alarm. [ARTICLE]

No Cause for Alarm.

“My dear,” said an absent-minded professor on "entering the dining room, “don’t alarm yourself, but a slight palsy has manifested itself In my left foot. Id spite of the fact that the thermometer stands at GO, my right foot feels 'mure than normally warm, whereas the left is quite stiff and cold as ice.” Upon the directions of the family doctor, who was summoned without delay, the professor put to bed, when it was discovered that he had two socks on his right foot and none on his left!