Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 158, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 July 1919 — OH, WHAT IS SO RARE AS A THOUGHT OF JUNE? [ARTICLE]

OH, WHAT IS SO RARE AS A THOUGHT OF JUNE?

Now that you rode “fourth” safe and sane, where shall we spend thanksgiving? It should be a trig event, for you’ll probably have that new Oakland by then and be a regular face on Gasoline Alley. • Gasoline Alley is where they call your machine a pencil sharpener, or something else that never works. Now human nature is the same in Rensselaer as in G. A. That is, if your car ain’t like mine, your a junk dealer. All cars are some trouble, but some cars are not all trouble. Meaning the Oakland is less than onehalf of one per cent “kick.” Fancy now, the good times, on those good roads, in a good car. I’m not asking you to buy an Oakland. I’m tellin’ you. HUGH KIRK.