Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 156, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 July 1919 — Comparing Notes. [ARTICLE]

Comparing Notes.

“Truly, am I the first girl you ever kissed?” “You are, darling; and it makes me happy to hear you say I am the first man who ever kissed you.” "If I am the first, how does it happen you do it so expertly?” “And if I am the first, how do you know whether I do it expertly or not?” —Exchange.