Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 136, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 June 1919 — The Real Situation [ARTICLE]

The Real Situation

“Loogy yuh, sah! Yo’-all’s pow’ful /nil o’ dlgnitude wid yo’ old second hand Ford. Never lookin’ to de right nor de left when yo’ passes yo’ ’quaintances. Yo’ isn’t got no squalification for think yo’ better dan common folks, •ah.” ■ , • . / ’’ “Yo* wrong in yo* pronostlcatlgps, •ah. In de fust place, dis ain’t no seeond hand Ford, It’s a ftou’th hand. And, ag’in, a Ford ain’t do mule. Yo*

kin drive a mule and look at de landscape ino' or less widout no c’larpity happenin’. But a Ford—a-Lawd!—if yo’ turn yo’ head it’ll rise up and smite yo*. ’Sides all dat. Ise got a sprain in muh neck.” —Kansas City Star. . ■ A..