Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 132, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 June 1919 — COME TO THINK OF IT [ARTICLE]

COME TO THINK OF IT

Many a fireless cooker ends by being fired. ■ The name of Petticoat lane is doomed to become obsolete. Give the devil his dues, but insist on 10 per cent off for cash. Of some smqkers it can be said that more they fume the less they fret. A man doesn’t always have to take a clean shave to tell a barefaced tale. Some men would talk less in their sleep if they had the chance to talk more while awake. Many a cowpuncher has met his death through too rapid work in western triggeromeiry. ;J* ..#• . .... How can any man make a success InMife when he forgets how many trumps have'been played? What has becbme bf the old-fashion-ed man who used to take a pardonable pride in seeing his red underline. —Cartoons Magazine.