Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 130, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 June 1919 — Out of Order. [ARTICLE]

Out of Order.

The village was all agog. Flossie Flatfeet was marrying William Giles. The church was crowded. Flossie, looking as pale as her somewhat highly colored countenance would allow, bore up until the plain band ring was safely on her finger, and then, overcome, burst into tears. The villagers were touched, but not anxious. All girls cry at weddings. Then suddenly William Giles screwed up his face and broke into howls. Tears poured down his face aud dripped off his whiskers. “What’s up? Hush, man!" those nearest him urged. But Giles continued to howl, and at last burst out: “Let me be! 1 feel wuss 'an 'er about it!” —London Tit-Bits.