Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 123, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 May 1919 — SMILES FOR ALL [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

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Home Comfort*. “I understand Mr. Grabcoin is good to his family.” “Yes. He spends not less than $50,000 a year on his wife and daughters." “And what does he get out of it, I wonder?” “Why, a place to sleep when business permits, a dressing gown, an easy chair and a pair of house slippers. What more does a man want?" - - True. t-

“They talk about the fifth wheel to a wagon as being superflwous.” “Well?” “Many automobiles carry one, howeler.”—Louisville Courier-Jour-nal.

An Alarming Suggestion. “There’s nothing in particular the matter with your wife.” “What had I better do, doc?” “Sit tight fn the boat.” “For heaven’s sake, doc, don’t recommend a sea trip.” Suspicious.

“There’s a friend in the outer office waiting for you, sir.” “Here, James, take this $lO and keep it till I come back.”

i Well, Hardly. Ever. Edith—So that’s Mr. Blank? Thafß your’ ideal? Helen —Dear me, no! Merely my fiance. One doesn’t meet one’s ideal In real life, you know. Self Consciousness. -“Have you lost your Interest in . dancing?” . ■ “Yes,” replied Uncle Floplethes. “What’s the use o’ me geftin’ out on the floor in competition with the cutting up in a jaaz bandr