Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 123, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 May 1919 — HAVE A SMILE [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

HAVE A SMILE

Awful Prospect. “I heard of a man who is going to have a rabbit’s eye grafted in hia face.” “Great Scott! Suppose he takes to nibbling at all the people he meets with cabbage heads.” f At His Best.

Yeast —But he’s too old to work now, isn’t he? C r imsonbeak — Indeed, not. Why, he’s doing his best work now. “Really?” “Truly. He just ■worked me sor T $5.”

The Elusive Desire. “There is really only one thing the selfish person wants.” “And what’s that?” “Just what be hasn’t got” Rara Avis.

He —I can’t praise that play; it is contrary to nature. She —How so? He—One of the prominent characters is a 'contented wife. /.

Own Yer Own, Anyhow. “Well, after all.” murmured the chronic quoter, “there is no place like home.” “Yep.” answered the facetious feller, “that’s the reason the clubs and the motion-picture theaters do such a rushing business.” Getting Acquainted.. “Moved, eh?” “Yes.” “Getpng acquainted with the neighbors on the block?” “Rapidly. Tommy has fought with all the children on one side of the street and is making headway on the other.”