Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 123, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 May 1919 — Page 3
"FAKE" ASPIRIN WAS TALCUNI Counterfeiter Caught! The New York health authorities had a Brooklyn manufacturer sentenced to the penitentiary for selling throughout the United States millions of “Talcum powder” tablets as Aspirin Tablets. Don’t ask for Aspirin Tablets —Always say “Bayer.” Don’t buy Aspirin in a pill box! Get Bayer package! ® Always say, “Give me genuine ‘Bayer Tablets of Aspirin.’ ” Insist you want only the Bayer package with the “Bayer Cross” on the package and on the tablets. The genuine “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” have been proved safe by millions for Pain, Headache, Neuralgia, Toothache, Earache, Rheumatism, Lumbago, Colds, Grippe, Influenzal Colds, Joint Pains, Neuritis. Proper dose in every “Bayer” package. American owned! Boxes of 12 tablets—Bottles of 24—Bottles of 100—Also Capsules. b ,b. trade mark o £ Bayer Manufacture et Monosceticscidester of SsHcylicacM
Beyond Pardon.
“An infernal scoundrel over at Sand Mush shot his brother-in-law tuther lay,” related Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge. “Well, such things will happen,” replied a neighbor. “That is about all jrothers-in-law ’pear to be created for, ind —” “Yes, but after shooting him this Fur demon went and writ a piece of poetry about it for the paper!”—Kansas City Star. A fellow feeling makes us wondrous rind—unless ft’s a fellow feeling for aur pocketbook. Some men are better satisfied with failure than others are with success.
BROOD MARES @ln foal or foal at foot, having Distemper or Influenza, or any other form of Contagious Disease, may with absolute safety to Mare and Foal, be given SPOHN’S DISTEMPER COMPOUND It Is also the very best Remedy to prevent mares slipping foals, and should be given to all Mares, Colts, Stallions and all others, in bran or oats, or on the tongue. Then you will have very little trouble with sickness of any kind among your horses. Sold by druggists. Write for booklet. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., GOSHEN, INDIANA Have You Tried Tuxedo in the New “TEA-FOIL” PACKAGE? —ZZ222I ZZT.— It is the most popular innovation oP many years in smoking tobacco packages. Smokers are jjap delighted with its many advantages. Handier—fits the pocket. No digging - the tobacco out with the fingers. Keeps the J®' - pure fragrance of Tuxedo to the last JgF pipeful. Not quite gSK much tobacco • vßak as in the tin, JOB/ but — gift ■ W/ Jlir IW# “Your Nose W Knows” Finest Burley Tobacco Mellow-aged till perfect a dash of Chocolate , Olmedo The Perfect Tobacco for Pipa and Cigarette
The Blessed Man.
Blessed is the man, if any, who can get as much satisfaction out of a $1.50 spading fork and a 70-cent hoe as he could out of a $4,500 touring car.— Ohio State Journal. e
Keep your liver active, your bowel, clean by taking Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets and you’ll keep healthy, wealthy and wise. Adv.
Over Particular.
“I understand they are very particular in that dressmaking establishment.” “So particular that they press all their mourning suits with sad irons.” According to the old saw, “Every dog has his day?’ So has every saint, for that matter.
THE EVENING REPUBLICAN. RENSSELAER, IND.
DAIRY PROFITS BIG
Splendid Returns From Farms In Western Canada. Production of Butter and Cheese, Commanding Highest Prices, Increases Steadily Live-Stock Raisers at Height of Prosperity. Dairying is rapidly approaching one of the first positions tn Western Canada agriculture. This does not apply particularly to any one of the three Western Canada provinces, as they all participate in the distinction. A report recently published by the Alberta Department of Agriculture shows that in 1818, in spite of adverse conditions of labor and the high cost of feed there was no decline In the industry. It will be interesting to know that the average number of milch cows per farm is 5.6. The total production of creamery butter in the provinces in 1918 was 9,100.000, as against 8,944,000 pounds in 1917. No better evidence of the growth of Western Canada can be given than by the fact that in ten years the production of butter has increased from 2,500,000 pounds and of cheese from 88,570 pounds to 650,000 pounds. When it is known that in the production of grain so much energy was placed, and through which bank deposits were increased, homes made comfortable, farms carefully tilled, it will be realized that the Increase in dairy production has been remarkable. During the past four years the price to the producer increased 75 per cent. Further evidence of the great interest taken in the dairy and livestock industries is found in recent bull sales. At Edmonton the average price of 141 was $231.06; at Calgary >B4 head were sold, bringing an average price of $269.13; while at Lacombe 179 bulls brought an average of $191.34. Sales in Manitoba a few days ago gave fully as good an average, or better, The sales were attended by farmers from all parts of the country. The high prices paid show that good stock was required, and, no matter the price, the farmer had the money to pay for it. As evidence of this we find that at a sale recently held at Carman, Manitoba, buyers were present from all parts of the province, besides some from Sakatchewan points. Five head of Herefords brought $590 each. A Shorthorn bull was sold for S7OO and registered Shorthorn cows brought SSOO each. The establishment of creameries and cheese factories throughout the entire West is on the increase, and it will only be within the period of a very few years before Western Canada will occupy a position in the first ranks in the dairy production of the continent.
There is complete government supervision over creameries and cheese factories. The government takes care of the sales, looks after the manufacturer and employs as heads of the institutions highly paid and efficient managers. It may well be said that the dairy industry in Western Canada is rapidly coming into its own. At present it is but an adjunct to the parent or foremost industry of the country —the growing of grain, but while an adjunct, it is a highly Important one. The price of farm lands Is gradually increasing, but not in the rapid proportion that has been shown in other countries. This rise in tprice does not materially Increase the cost of production, nor lessen the profits that may be derived fpom an acre of wheat, oats or barley. The advance in the prices of these grains has more than doubled; the use of tractors has lessened the cost. The reports from government sources are that the present year will show a great increase in Immigration over the past four or five years. The man who has made a tour of inspection of the country will give you the reason. He will speak of the fertile soil, of the good crops, of the attractive climate, of compliance with the law, the splendid school system, the almost perfect social conditions that prevail. 1 He will have visited settlements composed almost solely of Americans, who have built up their homes and villages, who have brought, and are applying, today, their experience in economic land culture as applied to large tracts with the result that he obtains yields on S3O an acre land equal to that formerly produced on land that he had Sold for S2OO an acre. The story of his success he has sent back to his friends In his home state. They in turn follow him, and so It goes on. and immigration to Western Canada Increases. — Advertisement.
“As You Were” Defined.
A Britisa officer who has just returned from German East Africa tells an amusing of the Askari recruits whom he was training. Mistakes in the drill were frequent, and, in consequence, ‘‘As you were” became an order rapped out, with increasing severity of expression. Later the officer overheard a conversation between tw’O natives tn the squad. “What does our officer meah by ‘As you were?'” inquired one Askari. “/Asuwer? replied the other, ‘is a word the Englishman has invented,for When he warits to say “I am sorry, I have made a mistake.” ’ ”
Acquired Taste.
He—“ Did you love Mne when you first saw me?” She —“Oh, no. I had to get used to you first?,’
Explaining It.
“This letter from your, son Is very ■bort.’’ , "So is be. That’s why he wrote it.”
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The Wise Man’s Comment.
“Women will vote the way their husbands tell them to." “Guess you haven’t had much experience with women.”
To Have a Clear Sweet Skin. Touch pimples, redness, roughness or itching, if any, with Cuticura Ointment, then bathe with Cuticura Soap and hot water. Rinse, dry gently and dust on a little Cuticura Talcum to leave a fascinating fragrance on skin. Everywhere 25c each. —Adv.
Place to Get a Liberal Education.
•‘He seems able to talk upon any subject." “He is. He got his training in the smoking compartments of Pullman ears.” ~
Have you ever heard this? “My baking powder,” says the smooth solicitor, “costs less than Royal.” But he omits to say that it often leaves a bitter taste, that food made with it is likely to stale in a day and that it contains alum, which is condemned by many medical authorities for use in food. England and France prohibit the sale of alum baking powders. ■D A T Baking JKv# X XX La Powder is made from Cream of Tartar from grapes Royal Contains No Alum — Leaves No Bitter Taste *• ' - - , ........... ..
Fine clothes do not make the woman. but they sometimes break the husband. FRECKLES Now Is the Time to Get Rid of The»e Ugly Spoti There’s no longer the slightest need of feeling ashamed of your freckles, as Othlne—double strength—is guaranteed to remove these homely spots. Simply get an ounce of Othlne—double strength—from your druggist, and apply a little of It night and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have -begun to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanished en tlrely. It Is seldom that more than one ounce la needed to completely clear the skin and gain a beautiful clear complexion. ■ Be sure to ask for the double strength Othlne. as this Is sold under guarantee of money baca if it fails to remove freckles. —Adv. The man who is too poor to lend his friends money will never have many enemies.
W. N. U„ CHICAGO, NO. 18-1919.
Redeeming Trait
She —At least there is one thing to the credit of Ananias. He—What is that? She —When he was caught in the act of lying he didn’t say he couldn’t help It; it was all Sapphira’s fault.—' Baltimore American.
Bright Outlook.
"Did the doctor seem encouraged about your condition?’’ “Yes" said Mr. Grabcoin. “I hare an idea he thinks I’m going to be one of the most profitable patients he ever had.” —Birmingham Age-Herald.
Of two evils some men choose the lesser—unless there is more money in the other one.
