Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 120, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 May 1919 — Page 2

fSirwin | TALCUM POWOEBI X J Heavy Sentence Imposed ons w Manufacturer of Tablets. 1 / (ASSOCIATED HUM OISPAfCH) W £ NEW YORK. December 31.—Ac- F ' W cased of having manufactured and A < sold to infiuehaa sufferers thousands X Wof boxes of aspirin tablets, prlnci- 1 1 pally composed of talcum powder. Jr _1 J Joseph M. Turkey, bead of the ■ M Verandah Chemical company, of X w Brooklyn, was found guilty yester- J r day of violation of the sanitary code * W end sentenced to three years in ptis- A I >on with a fine of SSOO. The sentence < ■ I was the most severe ever imposed ■ ■ln the country for such an offense. » Hereafter say, “Give me gen- / \ nine ‘flayer Tablets of Aspirin/ ” feAVE Insist you want only the Bayer V US J package with the “Bayer Cross” on the package and on the tablets. Don’t buy Aspirin in a pill box! Get Bayer package! Bayer Tablets of Aspirin The genuine American owned “Bayer Tablets of 'Aspirin” have Seen proved safe by millions for Pain t Headache, Neuralgia, Toothache, Earache, Rheumatism, Lumbago, Colds, Grippe, Influenzal Colds, Joint Pains, Neuritis. Proper dosage on every “Bayer” package. Boxes of 12 tablets —Bottles of 24—Bottles of 100 —Also Capsules. Anuria is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid

EASY TO CURE “NAUGHTINESS”

Common-Sense Methods of Dealing With Children Will Always Be Found Effective. A morbid exaggeration and perversion of the natural desire which all children feel for notice by their elders, is held by Thomson to be the cause of abnormal naughtiness in children. These cases are of essentially the same nature as those of “moral Imbecility” in children who are in some degree mentally defective. The proper lines of treatment are clear enough, and when carried out consistently and thoroughly are rapidly and completely successful. They may be summarized as follows: (1) All severe corporal punishment must be stopped—it never does any good. (2) Nobody must ever appear shocked, amused or even surprised at anything a child does. (3) His misdeeds are never to be alluded to, much less described. in his presence; and, lastly, he should be noticed and encouraged in every way when he is good and altogether ignored when he is naughty. —British Journal of Children’s Diseases.

Oh.

Askett—What are you limping for. old chap? Tellum—My wife became irritated this morning and stamped her foot. Askett —Buy why should that affect you? Tellum—Well, you see, she stamped mine at the same time.

Many a picture Illustrates the story of the artist’s hard luck.

Stop and ThinK! Why are Americans using such great quantities of POSTUM CEREAL Health value, wonderful flavor and practical economy make Postum ■ the ideal American table dnnk. "•3.. ° . . . Boil just like coffee—(ls minutes after boiling begins) —but remember that, unlike coffee, this beverage contains no drugs to upset stomach, heart or nerves. It is absolutely pure and without harm, made from the best of roasted wheat and vyholesome 4 molasses,. You can get the original Postum at grocers. Two sizes — r ' ' ■ ; ■ ■ ' . 1 ' / Usually sold at 15c and 25c

TRIBUTE TO YANKEE FIGHTER

Magazine Writer Describes the "Doughboy” as All the World Has Come to Know Him. George Pattulll, a magazine writer who has been with General Pershing’s army in France, has paid a tribute to the American fluting men that is worthy of reproduction in every county in the United States. Says Mr. Pattulll: “The American soldier is about the finest human specimen on top of the earth —rough and ready, grumbling, never giving up; always able to laugh, even at bis own plight; a holy terror in a fight; ruthless to an enemy capable of resistance; generous to a fault to a beaten foe; hating nobody, fearing none; with backbone enough to storm hell, and the gentleness to win a child.” France knows this, England knows it, even Germany has a hazy idea that a Yankee doughboy is a combination of an angel from heaven and a devil from hell. Isn’t it about time for Americans to realize the worth of their fighting sons? —Exchange.

Poison Bottle Warning.

To distinguish bottles containing poisons in the dark a sandpaper band to encircle them with an opening for their labels has been invented.

It’s getting so now it costs as much to maintain an automobile as a baby carriage. ■' All man’s best deeds and all man’s worst can be attributed to the influence of woman.

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN. RENSSELAER, IND.

HAPPENINGS in the CITIES

Marriage Joke That Has Gone Entirely Too Far CHl< AGO— This is a story about a man who accepted the congratulations and wedding presents his friends —arid then went out and got aw e. The wife, who is Mrs. Harriet L. Stille, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Walter

him of being a principal rather than an accessory. These suspicions, n 0 confirmed, were lit least not disproved, the bill says, and soon Walters ac was the recipient of many a hearty congratulatory smash. _ A day or two later the friends in the office presented Walter witli a cu - glass water set. You know how they do these things —everybody antes up, and the office boy goes out to buy whatever he sees and likes. „ “I would like have you come out and see my wife,” the “bridegroom said. He was playing the game and having a perfectly Jovely time. The whole office force accepted the invitation, and Walters smile n y ne ~ diately fled. There was a jam—now where was Waiter going to get a wi e ah! He had it. . . That same night, according to the bill, the little rose light in Harriet cox’s parlor blinked softly under the barrage of love Walter was sprinkling. On April 11, 1918, Harriet and Walter were married and the “bunch’ gave a nice little house wanning for them. * Things went along pretty smoothly for a while, the bill says, and h Walter started to neglect his wife and later turned to cruelty.

Quite a Welcome Awaits This Rainbow Corporal MANNING, ALA. —Is Manning taking on airs these days? It is. And is it proud of Corp. Sidney Bratton of the Rainbow division? It is. And Will he get a welcome when lie returns home? He will. This town is his to play

with. Why? Oh, well, the story goes like this: Gen. “Black Jack” Pershing went to Remagen on the Rhine the other day to inspect the Forty-second division and distribute some 50 decorations to officers and men. It took almost, two hours of the general’s fast walking up and down company rows tor the in-. spection —he thinks the only way to Inspect is to inspect. And then he presented the decorations. -■*

Corn Sidney Bratton received the congressional medal of honor for taking command of his platoon wheni he lieutenant commanding and finally the top sergeant had e .’ ed 30 men into an attack on the heights of the Ourcq and captured which he and eight survivors held against persistent enemy counter-attack*. Although suffering from nine wounds. Corporal Bratton maintained command and position until relieved by re-enforcements T, voftnn it General Pershing shook him by the hand and said: Corporal Bratton it ismenoZyour caliber who have emblazoned the name -of Arnica the world In the name of the president and of the people of the United States rcongratula te you; as your commander in chief I thank ybu heart: y for your UKexample; as fnan to man, Corporal Bratton, I want to tell you that 1 en in the'line for decorations Bratton stood first. Beside him stood a brigJ Xra? X «eelvM (be Distinguished Service „.ed ß l, but Bruttuu , Sue? was first before bls entire division that da s -an honor which goes Io him Who wears the starry blue ribbon that dangles the highest award for American bravery.

When the First “Leg Show’’ Opened in Chicago KT EW YORK.-Mrs. Jean Gravel died here the other day. Who was Mrs. N Jean Gravel? Why, Pauline Markham of Lydia Thompson s British Blondes” the famous stalacta of the “Black Crook,” who horsewhipped Editor Blonde, the famous staiat __ WilbuFTTStorFy of the Chicago Times

printed in the Times February 24, 1870. That evening at five o’clock white Mr Storey was on his way home from the office he was waylaid->at Wabash avenue and Peck court by Miss Thompson, Miss Markham and Mr. Henderson, manager of the -British Blondes.” The editor was walking with head down, as was his custom, when he suddenly was confronted by the tno. Miss Thompson drew a short whip which was concealed in the folds of her skirt and began to rain blows on the head and shoulders of Mr. Storey. Unaware of cause for the assault, Mr. Storey kept shouting: “What do you mean. M hat do you mean?" He raised his hand to ward off the blows and at this juncture Miss Markham snatched the whip from Miss Thompson. She also belabored the editor until pedestrians came to his rescue. The identity of the women and their mate escort was soon established and their arrest followed. The article that appeared in the Times on the day following the assault made the original criticism look like a Sunday school lesson Mr. Storev wielded a vitriolic pen and the old reporters who were in the Times office that night used to tell in after years how blue smoke rolled off the pages of copy written by the boss.

Should a Mijin Object If a Pretty Stenographer— DENVER—Whv should a. man object If a pretty twenty-three-year-bld D stenographer’borrows his “chummy four” for a few moments just to run up to the*"statehouse to collect a little matter of S6O which the state owed her

for typing bills and reports in the house of Linnie Colyer, clerk of the agricultural committee of the house and the Mr. and Mrs. H. Colyer of Ordway, Colo., says she just can’t understand these men. And to think that anyone should have her arrested I It was primarily the fault of the legislators in holding up the salary appropriation. Miss Colyer had been ilh for two weeks from influenza at

520 Emerson street, and she felt that she wanted the S6O. After breakfast she decided she would go to tne statehouse and try to pry loose that S6O. She still felt too weak to climb the hilL She couldn’t understand why they always put statehouses’on hills, anyway. \cross the street she spied a “chummy four.” If the owner was a nice man he surely wouldn’t object if she borrowed the car for a few minutes to run up to the statehouse to collect that S6O. She had never driven anything hnt a “flivver” in Ordway, but she got the high-power car safely up Capitol hllL But before she had collected that S6O along came the owner of the car an<l at the city hall. Several friends vouched for cSier It was arranged that she should stay with relatives tn South Sii X had entirely recovered from the effects of the “flu.” it should be stated that Miss Colyer got that S6O.

Wilcox, 201-f Waveland avenue, has announced that the joke has gone quite fur enough by filing a bill “for divorce.” “The plaintiff at the time she was induced to marry Walter T. Stille believed that he loved her,” the bill recites. In the spring of 1918, the bill asserts, Stille, who was employed in a loop office, secured a two-day vacation to attend the wedding of a brother. Upon returning to his office after the wedding the other clerks suspected

nearly half a century ago. Lydia Thompson’s troupe of “British Blondes” was playing an engagement at McVicker’s theater. It was the first so-called “leg” show to appear in Chicago. Mr. Storey had heard rumors of the alleged indecency of the performance, and he sent one of his reporters to see the show and " rite his impressions. Mr. Storey also indited a few lines for the editorial page which fairly sizzled. The “roast” was

Not Enough Time.

Pahson. Brown was stopped on the street by Sistah Jackson; one of bis flock. j v “Oh, Pahson Brown. Tse done been so mlsfonunate dis week. I’se done I os’ mail husban'.’’ “Shoh. now dat am too bad. Sistah Jackson; but you must try to beah up. Time am de great healer, you know.” “Yes, pahson. but six months ain’t a-goin’ to cure dat man ob mln£. He ain’t sick. The jedge said he was Jest triflin’.” „

BOSCHEE’S SYRUP

will quiet your cough, soothe the inflammation of a sore throat and lungs, stop irritation in the bronchial tubes, Insuring a good night’s rest, free from coughing and with easy expectoration in the morning. Made and sold in America for fifty-two years. A wonderful prescription, assisting Nature in building up your general health and throwing off the disease. Especially useful in lung trouble, asthma, croup, bronchitis, .etc. For sale in all civilized countries. —Adv.

Hubbie Was Right.

“Albert, is that furnace going?” asked wifle, as her husband emerged grimily from lower oepths. “Sure, it’s goin’,” responded Albert. A short time later wifle had her say. ‘Albert Pennyroyal Jones, you said that furnace was going and this register Is perfectly cold.” “I know it,” said Albert, sheepishly. “I meant it was —er —goin’ out.”

FRECKLES Now Is the Tune to Get Rid of These Ugly Spots There’s no longer the slightest need of feeling ashamed of your freckles, as Otliine—double strength—is guaranteed to remove these homely spots. Simply get an ounce of Othine—double strength—from your druggist, and apply a little of it night and morning and you should soon see ’hat even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanished entirely. It is seldom that more than one ounce is needed to completely clear the skin and gain a beautiful clear complexion. . _ Be sure to ask for the double strength Othr.e, as this is sold under guarantee of money back it it fails to remove freckles. —Adv.

His Rule.

At school No. 10, the children are working enthusiastically In the modern health crusade and in their art classes are making health posters. One little fellow, after finishing a poster showing a mounted knight in all his glory, wrote beneath it: “If you will keep all the health crusade rules you will be him.” —Indianapolis News.

Curs pimples, headache, bad breath by taking May Apple, Aloe, Jalap rolled into a tiny sugar pin called Doctor Pierce’s Pleasant Pallets. Adv.

Nothing Escapes.

Dyer “Everything Wyld touches turns to money.” Ryer—“Yes, he even profits by his mistakes.” —Judge.

In Wrong.

“Why did the movie director quit the business?” “His wife saw seanymph stories he filmed.” —Film Fun.

Was Comprehensive.

“Tour answer is about as clear as mud.” “Well, that covers the ground, doesn’t it?” . •r ■■ i .... - A girl always pretends to be just a little bit afraid to be alone with a man.

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Found It High.

“How did you find the medicine I prescribed for you yesterday?” “Rather expensive, doctor.”

The Usual Kind.

“What kind of work is the old col* lege coach doing now?” • “I suppose his usual hack work.”

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