Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 116, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 May 1919 — Page 2

FRANTIC WITH PAIN Leng Suffering From Kidney Trouble - Mort Than Words Can Describe. Doan's Brought Health and Happiness. Mr». Anna Therscn, 290 South St., Stamford, Conn., Bays? l “I hadn’t any more strength than a child, and after sweeping my back hurt me more and more. My headaches were So bad it seemed as though my skull were being torn jflPMlwjMh. into shreds and 1 would finally lose track of even thing W£ and lie in a stupor for hours. I felt, I i had U> keep going or V ♦ f' Jose my mind and 4 I V "* f kept up often when I I trembled all over . t\s with weakness. My .Jy feet were swollen and vl every bone in •my V ' body seemed to ache. Mr*. Thorson My fingers got almost as rigid ae pieces of wood and the knuckles swelled. The kidney secretions were dark colored, scanty and terribly burning. I suffered more than words can describe. 1 finally began using Doan’s Kidney Pills and I believe with all my heart that they kept me out of the grave. I am well and happy after going through enough pain to drive me frantic. Doan's saved my life.” Sworn to before me this 13th day of Sept.. 1915. BENJAMIN M. AYRES. Notary Public. Gat Doan’s at Any 60c a Boa DOAN’S FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO, N. Y.

No Melba.

■ “Hurry clapped his hands when I was singing.” • “Over his ears?” —Boston Transcript.

BOSCHEE’S SYRUP Why use ordinary cough remedies when Boschee’s Syrup has been used so successfully for fifty-one years in all parts of the United States for coughs, bronchitis, colds settled in the throat, especially lung troubles? It gives the patient a good night’s rest, free from coughing, with easy expectoration in the morning, gives nature a chance to soothe the inflamed parts, throw’ off the disease, helping' the patient to regain his health. Made in America and sold for more than half a century.--Adv.

The Opposite Aim.

~ “Ourdoctor is making, a specialty of reducing people’s flesh." ‘ljJ'hen I bet he's got a fat job.”

Garfield Tea, taken regularly, will correct both liver end kidney disorders. Adv.

The Way of It.

"Madam, your husband footed the bill.” “There I- I knew he’d kick about it." »’. i

Important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle ot CASTORIA. that famous old retnedj for infants and children, and see that ft Bears the //&/> Signature of In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castorla

Had Heard Her Before.

“Doesn’t her singing move you?” “It did once, when I lived in the adjoining flat.”

Weekly Health Talks A Single Remedy Often Cure* Many Disease* BY VALENTINE MOTT, M. D. It is almost impossible to give a list of the endless diseases that follow indigestion. Perhaps a whole column in this newspaper ■would be required to print them all. You eat to keep alive—to supply blood and flesh and bone and muscle and brain. It is easy to see that if your food is not digested and taken up by the delicate organs and distributed where it is needed, a disease of some sort is sure to come. Dyspepsia is a common symptom, and so are liver complaint, loss of flesh, nervousness, bad memory, dizziness, sleeplessness, no appetite. Many times, when neglected, indigestion results in coughs, throat diseases, catarrh, bronchitis and even more dangerous things. And all these disorders arise because the food is not properly digested in the stornach. It is plain even to a child that relief and cure are to be had only by setting up a healthy condition in the stomach. Dr. Pierce.l of Buffalo, N. Y., many years ago combined a number of vegetable growths into a temperance remedy for indigestion, arid called it Golden Medical Discovery. It is probably the most efficacious discovery ever made in medicine, for the list of people all over the world who have had their countless ills overcome by Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery makes an amazing total of thousands. I know of no advice better than thia: Begin a home treatment today with thia good vegetable medicine. It will show you better than I can tell you what it will do. When taking Golden Medical Discovery, you can rest assured of one very important thing—it contains neither al.-o-hoi nor opiates. There is nothing in it but standard roots and herbs that possaaa curative properties of a high order. A safe medicine is the only kind you can afford to take.

Heal Itching Skins With Cuticura AH Arnsgi«t«: Soap 25. Ointment 25 A SO. : Ti Ictm* 25. Sample each free of "Cwticwra. Dept. E, Bost**" Old Folk’s Coughs will be relieved promptly by Piso'e. Stopa throat tickle; relieves irritation. The remedy tested by more than fifty years of use is PISO’S

HUN BOOBY TRAPS

Left When Were Driven From France. Detection of Contrivances Which Had No Part in Civilized Warfare Wu 'Made Work of Special OrQanixation. Detection by British army investigators of German “booby trails" saved the lives of many an officer or man of the British armies during the period when the Germans were retreating from France. “1 am convinced,” says one officer, "that we nipped many .of the Huns favorite plans by capturing near Bray a little factory where he made his 'booby traps.’ When we occupied it we learned much from.the partly completed- traps we found lying about the place. "One of them was an iron plate. This the wily Hun dropped in a roadway so that it would likely be trod upon by soldier or horse- of our advancing troops. The plate was in two parts, with a spring inside, and usually contained a detonator connected with a heavy charge of explosive. When the weight of thejoot was removed tlie spring slipped into place and exploded the detonator, and the damage w as done. "These- spring detonators were the Germans’ specialty. -They consisted ot a tube containing a little spring with a hook at one eml. Attached to the hook was a string or wire connecting with the explosive Any arrangement by which tlie spring could be distended and then suddenly contracted served to jerk the string, and tlie charge was exploded, ‘‘Oim* night 1 received a call from our lieutenant colonel who had spent the day directing movements from a re cently captured German dugout. He told me he was nervous, and believed he was associating with a ‘booby, and asked me to send him a squad of engineers to look it over. 1 went myself. “The colonel sat in the dugout, about ten feet down, on a chair by a table. Directly in front of tlie chair was a petrol can, and it was tlie can lie feared. He had noticed it early in tlie morning when tlie dligout was first occupied, but had no time to examine it until evening. Then he found nothing, but he had a ‘hunch’ that it was -a trap and wanted expert assistance. “1 dug a little trench around the canv but could find no wires, and then tapped it, but received ho sound other than that which might come from any old empty can. There was nothing to do but open it, and, borrowing the colonel’s can opener, I went at it as gingerly as I could. "It was partly filled with about eight pounds of one of the most deadly powder explosives known to science. This I removed very carefully, and in the bottom of the can found tlie spring detonator. It had been fastened to the bottom of the can in such a way that if the cgn had been lifted from the floor of the dugout the charge would have "exploded. and the colonel and his party would have beep blown to bits. “The colonel paled a little when I showed him just what he bad been associating with all day, and very fervently thanked himself for obeying his ‘hunch’ to let that can alone.”

Jet.

If ydu have made the trip to the bottom pf a coal mine and.have seen how the black lumps are made ready for use. perhaps you know that jet. the shiny black substance that you see so often; made into pretty ornaments, beads, buttons. et<v, is closely akin to coal. The history, of the formation of jet is much like that of coal. Thousands of years ago, masses of wood were carried down into the sea by the rivers, and, there waterlogged. It sank and became embedded in the mud. Pressure and heat and the salt water wrought the change in the wood. Even now traces of the wood structure can be detected in the jet itself. In years gone by jet used tb be found in lumps off the coast of Yorkshire, the jet incased in shale known as jet-rock, washed up by the sea: but now that supply is not sufficient and jet has to be regularly mined. In Whitby. Yorkshire, the best jet is produced, bur there are also important mines in France and Spain, and America, too. has quantities of the shale, though it is not systematically mined.

General Pershing's Religion.

General Pershing was understood to be a Presbyterian, but according to published reports, he has later been confirmed as a member of the Protestant Episcopal church. The Living Church, an organ of that faith, states that the confirmation service took place in France, and was conducted by Rt Rev. Charles H. Brent, bishop of western New York. It is said that General Pershing desired to unite with the Episcopal churchjn memory of hi« wife, who was of that faith. She and their three daughters lost their lives In a fire at the Presidio military buildings at San Francisco, August 27,1915

Not Walking.

“Do your troubles make you'walk the floor?" “No," answered the irascibly man. “That's the worst of it. My principal trouble js gout.”

Real Philosophy.

“Can you see any reconciling factor at all in this increased tai on incomes?” . ' “Oh, yes; that I have an income to tax.”

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN. RENSSELAER. IND.

Spanish Influenza can be prevented easier than it can be cured. At the first sign of a shiver or sneeze, take cascaraß quinine Standard eold remedy for 20 year.—in tablet form—refe, .ure, no opiate, break, up a cold in 24 hours—-relieves grip in 3 days. Money back if it fails. The genuine box has aßed top With Mr. Hill's picture. At AU Drug Store*. 115. CONGRESSMAN ' QUICKLY FINDS STOMACH RELIEF Joseph Taggart, M. C., from Kansas, Declares EATONIC Best for Indigestion He Ever Used. A congressman bears many arguments tor and against Th different propositions. His v; ■ mind is open to conviction. J but before he casts bls vote on any measure be insists Bt-ff upon evidence that, on its ] own . weight, carries conHDj victlon. In the case of “EATONIC” Joseph Taggart, Con■njf gressman from the 2nd DisWT trict, Kansas City. Kans., I k decided that a trial ot the remedy. Itself, would furLMSB nlß h the most conclusive proof. Head his decision and do what he tells you. “One box of EATONIC will convince the most skeptical. It is the best remedy 1 have ever tried for Indigestion. Respectfully, . ' ' ——JOSEPH TAGGART. - M. C. 2d Kan. Dlst., Kan. City. Kans." Nearly all stomach trouble Is caused by too much acid In the stomach. EATONIC neutralises the excess acidity and enables you to eat what you like and digest what you eat In comfort. It keeps the stomach in a state of perfect health. Here's the secret: EATONIC takes up the acidltv, drives the gas out of the body—and the bloat 'goes with It. Costs only a cent or two a day to use it. Get a box today from your druggist. Ir ; ~~~ Your Income Is small IF Yonr present work Is too confining. . IF You feel the need of a change of occupation IF You want to be your own boss IF Yon want a business of your own and If yon are ambitions, willing to hustle and get ahead in the world. «KT 4S AUESCY WITH THE LSIOX CENTRAL LIU INSIRANCE CO. Good territory open in Illinois, especially. We help you get a start. Write to M. H. Schryver, General Agent, Polo, HL Start a Business of Your Own selling high grade Electric Vacuum Cleaners. Farm Wanted To deal direct with owner of farm for sale. Send description, price and terms. . INVESTOR. BOX 402. IO.WA CITY. lOWA ISFLCKNTIaL fakxebs wasted to represent reputable real estate firm selling farm land in Lyman and James Counties, 8. D. Address, » C. hall, Vl.isa, AD.

The Test.

Knlcker—What is a stable government? Bocker—One that is locked before the horse is gone.

FREE INFORMATION FOR HOMESEEKERS. The U. S. Railroad Administration has assembled information regarding farm opportunities in the several states, and will furnish it to homeseekers free on request. The work will be done through the newly established homeseekers’ bureau, headquarters in Washington. “We are receiving about 1,000 letters a week from persons who wish to engage in farming,” said J. L. Edwards, manager of the Agricultural Section of the U. S Railroad Administration. “The inquiries Come from every state, asking about agricultural advantages in undeveloped territory. We furnish .dependable data, and through our service many investors have been able to find just what they were looking for. “Our information is put out in form of illustrated booklets, by states, sent to those-sufficiently interested to write and tell us what kind of a farm project they have in mind, and naming the state the opportunities in which they desire to investigate. Homeseekers can find in the United States productive land at reasonable prices and on liberal terms, fir^t-class markets, excellent transportation facilities, a satisfactory climate, and ideal living conditions. Now that the war is over. I look for a revival of farm development beyond that of anv pre-war period.” Correspondence from homeseekers is solicited. Address, Room 2000, Homeseekers’ Bureau, U. S. Railroad Administration, Washington, D. C. —Adv.

Ideals create standards; standards determine moral action; and moral action leads to necessary law. COUNT FIFTY! PAINS AND NEURALGIA GONE Instant relief! Rub this nerve torture and misery right out with “St Jacobs Liniment-" stub “this soothing, penetrating liniment right into the jpre, Inflamed nerves, and like magic—neuralgia appears. “St. Jacobs Liniment” conquers pain. It is a harmless “neuralgia relief’ which doesn’t burn or discolor the skin. Don’t suffer! ilt’s so needless. Get a small trial bottle from any drug store and gently rub the “aching nerves” and in just a moment you will be absolutely free from pain and suffering. No difference whether your pain or neuralgia is in the face, head or any part of th body, you get instant relief with this old-time, honest pain destroyer—it can not injure.—Adv. A little learning is a dangerous Jhing for the amateur skater. V/tnnw Granulated Eyelids, I <>II a Eyes inflamed by expo- , sure to Sun, Best and Wind w quickly relieved by Marine No Smarting, Ar just Eye Comfort. At Your Druggists or by mail COc per Bottle. For Seek el the Eye free write n n Morine Eye Remedy Chicane.

LIFT OFF CORNS’

Apply few drops then lift sore, touchy corns off with • fingers

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Doesn’t hurt a bit! Drop a little Freezone on an aching corn, instantly that corn stops hurting, then you lift it right out. Yes, magic! A tiny bottle of Freezone costs but a few cents at any drug store, but is sufficient to remove every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and the calluses, without soreness or irritation. Freezone is the sensational discovery of a Cincinnati genius. It I's wonderful.

A good many people long to be rich who don’t know how to spend what they have properly. Pure blood is essential to Good Health. Garfield Tea dispels impurities, cleanses the system and eradicates disease. Adv. The successful bird is the one who makes all his mistakes when no one is looking. Cole’s Carbollsalve Quickly Relieves and heals burning, itching and torturing skin diseases. It instantly stops the pain of burns. Heals without scars. 25c and 50c. Ask your druggist, or send 25c to The JW Cole Co., Rockford, 111., for a pkg. Adv.

Immediate Benefit.

“You must eat more simply.” “I know it. It will save me a lot of worry about the luxury tax.”

You Share in the Profits

The possibilities of making big money in investing in motor truck stock at this time are almost unlimited. Men who are at the head of big industrial corporations, merchants who have merchandise of all kinds to be hauled, the leading farmers—in fact, the motor truck is successfully competing with the railways on short hauls —every one who has hauling of any kind is

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WHY WOMEN DREAD OLD AGE Don’t worry about old age. Don't worry about being in other people’s way when you are getting on in years. Keep your body in good condition and you can m as bale and hearty in ytrar ola days as you were when a kid, and every one will be glad to see yOu. The kidneys and bladder are the causes of senile afflictions. Keep them clean and in proper working condition. Drive the poisonous wastes from the system and avoid uric acid accumulations. Take GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules periodically and you will find that the system will always be in perfect working order. Your spirits will be enlivened, your muscles made strong arid your face have once more the look of youth and health. New life, fresh strength and health will come as you continue th ip treatment. When your first vigor has been restored continue for awhile taking a capsule or two each day. They will keep you in condition and prevent a return of your troubles. There is only one guaranteed brand of Haarlem Oil Capsules, GOLD MEDAL. There are many takes on the market. Be sure you get the Original GOLD MEDAL Imported Haarlem Oil Capsules. They are the only reliable. For sale by all first-class druggists.—Adv.

No Hope.

The fair young thing who was entertaining some returned soldiers at tea time thought she’d give a little lessor, id manners to one doughboy wha poured his tea Into his saucer before he drank it. “It’s really not so very hot,” she toll him condescendingly. “You could drink it out of your cup.” “It ain't the heat, miss,” he replied; “if I use the cup, the spoon gets in me eye.”

RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR. To half p’nt of water add 1 oz. Bay Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, and *4 oz. of glycerine. Any druggist can put this up or you can mix it at home at very little cost. Full directions for making and use come in each box of Barbo Compound. It will gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not sticky or greasy, and does not rub off.—Adv.

Or a Comic Artist.

Mother—Albert,Albert, —come here quick. Algernon has swallowed half a can of green paint. Father —Aw, that’s nothing to worry about. He’s probably goin’ to be an interior decorator.

buying more and more motor trucks —they buy them singly, in dozens and in fleets and everywhere the “Gary” is well and favorably known because it has made good under the most severe actual working conditions. Many of the orders we are receiving today come from concerns who have already tested the “Gary” and they are buying more “Garys.”

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PAPE’S DIAPEPSIN FOR INDIGESTION ; .- • . ■ EAT ONE TABLET! NO GASES, ACIDITY, DYSPEPSIA OR ANY STOMACH MISERY. Undigested food! Lumps of paint belching gas, adds and sourness. When your stomach Is all upset, here is instant relief —No waiting! The moment you eat a tablet or twe of Pape’s Diapepsin all the Indigestion pain and dyspepsia distress stops. Your disordered stomach will feel' fine at once. These pleasant, harmless tablets of Pape’s Diapepsin never fail and cost very little at drug stores. Adv. Respecting gray hairs is fair enough but not when you find one in the butter. | OPEN NOSTRILS! END f I A COLD OR CATARRH | 1 How To Get Relief When Head X |> and Nose are Stuffed Up. Jg County fifty! Your cold in head or catarrh disappears. Your clogged nostrils will open, the air passages of your head will clear and you can breathe freely.. No more snuffling, hawking, mucous discharge, dryness or headache; no struggling for breath at night. Get a small bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm from your druggist and apply a little of this fragrant antiseptic cream in your nostrils. It penetrates through every air passage of the head, soothing and healing the swollen or inflamed mucous membrane, giving you instant relief. Head colds and catarrh yield like magic. Don’t stay stuffed-up and miserable. Relief is sure. —Adv. Yes, JJetty, all is fair in love — except brunettes.