Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 88, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1919 — Page 3

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Constipated Children Gladly Take “California Syrup of Figs” For the Liver and Bowel** Tell your druggist you want genuine “California Syrup of Figs.” Full directions and dose for babies and children of all ages who are constipated, bilious, feverish, tonguecoated, or full of cold, are plainly printed on the bottle. Look for the name ’California” and accept no other “Fig Syrup.”

Had Done His Share.

Councilman —I’ve come to see, sir, if you will subscribe anything to the town cemetery. * Otd Resident —Good gracious! I’ve already subscribed three wives.—London Tit-Bits.

FRECKLES New Is the Tine to Get Rid of These Ugly Spot. There’s no longer the slightest need of feeling ashamed of your freckles, as Otblne—double strength—is guaranteed to remove these homely •pots. Simply get an ounce of Othlne —double strength—from your druggist, and apply a little of it night and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanished en-. tlrely. It is seldom that more than one ounce is needed to completely clear the skin and gain a beautiful clear complexion. Be sure to ask for the double strength Othlne, as this is sold under guarantee of money back tt it falls to remove freckles. —Adv.

False Economy.

“A long walk will give you a fine appetite.” “That’s the reason I’m sitting still.” replied Mr. Growcher. “I can’t afford a fine appetite.”

GREEN’S AUGUST FLOWER Has been used for all ailments that are caused by a disordered stomach and inactive liver, such as sick headache, constipation, spur stomach, nervous indigestion, fermentation of food, palpitation of the heart caused by gases in the stomach. August Flower is a gentle laxative, regulates digestion both in stomach and intestines, cleans and sweetens the stomach and alimentdry canal, stimulates the liver to secrete the bile and impurities from the blood. Sold in all civilized countries. Give it a trial. —Adv. One way for a lawyer to rise at the bar is to stand on a chair. Space divides friends, not friendships.

Weak and Miserable? Does the least exertion tire you out? Feel “blue” and worried and have daily backache, lameness, headache, dizziness and kidney irregularity? Sick kidneys are often to blame for this unhappy state. You must act quickly to prevent more serious trouble. Use Doan’s Kidney Pills, the remedy recommended everywhere bv grateful users; An Illinois Case __ Mrs. M. L. GHHem, 444 N. Twen-ty-sixth St., East St. Louis, 111., says: Sir h' ” A weak back gave \ all kinds of _<< trnllhlfl and when I bent over, or \ up ’ f*® there were cramps JMijFSjafcka in my back. When f I was lying down. :< 11 1 felt a dragging AUuH ® 'Knlv llsensation over my Nggjfrk. yLiff/jHOaM kidneys. I became dizzy and felt languid and tired. My kidneys acted irregularly, too. I began using Doan’s Kidney Pills. My back felt stronger and all trouble with my kidneys ceased. Doan’s made a lasting cure for roe." Gat Doan's at Any Store, 60 e a Box DOAN’S VS.’LV FOSTER-MILBURN CCU BUFFALO. N. Y. ,j n 111 , * W. N. U-, CHICAGO, NO. 14-1919.

THE RIGHT WAY... V-x In aU cases of ML Distemper, Pinkeye, Influenza, Colds, etc." -•== fl of all horses, brood mares, colts, F stallions, is to “SPOHN THEM” On their tongue or in th® f--ed put Bpohn’s Liquid Compound. Give tho Wjjgß remedy to all of them. It acts on Vk&D bloo<J a ud glands. It routs the by expelling the disease germs. It wardsflT Mr off the trouble no matter how they fg "exposed." ’Absolutely free from any-LW" JI thing injurious. A child can safely takeK /**»• ** It. Hold by druggists, harness dealers, ft » JL .A or sent express paid by the manufaoturers. Special Agewts Wasted. <<• SPOHN MEDICAL CO, GOSHEN, IND, U.S. A.

Direful Forecast.

The pocket wireless telephone will be in everyday use at no distant date. Thus a person walking on the street may hear a bell ringing in his-pocket and put a receiver to his ear and hear the voice of another as far from him as Warsaw is from London. —News Item. “Lord help us.” sighed Mrs. Peabody, keeper of a boarding house. “The first call I get on it will be a distant relative who is coming up for supper.”

SAGE TEA DARKENS HAIR TO ANY SHADE Don’t stay Gray! Here’a an Oldtime Recipe that Anybody can Apply. The use of Sage and Sulphur for restoring faded, gray hair to its natural color dates back to grandmother’s time. She used it to keep her hair beautifully dark, glossy and attractive. Whenever her hair took on that dull, faded or streaked appearance, this simple mixture was applied with wonderful effect. But brewing at home Is mussy and out-of-date. Nowadays, by asking at any drug store for a bottle of “Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Compound,” you will get this famous old preparation, Improved by the addition of other ingredients, which can be depended upon to restore natural color and beauty to the hair. A well-known downtown druggist says it darkens the hajr so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell it has been applied. You simply dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one strand at a time. By morning the gray hair disappears, and after another application or two. it. becomes beautifully dark and glossy. —Adv.

Hie Hoodoo.

"I suppose you place a bet occasionally on the ponies?” said the spectator who was willing to lose a few dollars just for the fun of the thing. “Oh, yes,” replied the man who was wearing a purple vest. “How about this horse, Isabel, entered in the second rads?” .. .. “I wouldn’t bet on that horse If she were a 100-to-l shot I’m paying alimony to a woman whose first name is Isabel." —Birmingham Age-Herald.

Important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, tha't famous old remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears the Signature of Infuse for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria

No Deductions.

“I’m sorry for him. Been married fifteen years and hasn’t a child.” “Yes, nq home is complete without the laughter and prattle of the children.” “I wasn’t thinking of that I was thinking of the money a few children might save him on his income tax.”

Beware of the man who doesn’t look you in the eye—and the female who does.

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN. RENSSELAER, IND.

LAND VALUE FIXED

Depends Altogether on Power of Giving Wealth, That Is Why the Fertile Acres of West, ern Canada, With Adjacent Markets, Are So Attractive to Settlers. Throughout every portion of the Western Empire lands that are capable of producing axe in great demand. We find that in the States of proved agricultural wealth,- land prices have increased within the past three or. four years’to a degree that ten years ago would not have been thought to be possible. Land that sought buyers at SIOO an acre five years ago is changing hands at S2OO an acre. The secret of this does not lie altogether in the higher prices of farm products, for the expense of production has increased proportionately. The better methods of farming have had a good deal to do with it, and the knowledge that demands for farm products will be sufficiently great for a good many years to come to insure a continuation of the high prices that prevail at present. Then, again, improved machinery, the tractor and other means of economic power will tend to lessen the cost Governing land values, too, are climates, soil, moisture, settlement, rail: roads, markets. Without markets, no matter how much the other factors enter into it the land is merely of speculative value. It is not more than a third of a century since ninety , per cent of the land in Western Canada, now occupied and tilled, and producing enough in one year to give a profit of from twenty-five to thirty dollars per acre, was unoccupied or used as grazing land, and worth very little. These lands today are valuable, and are being sought by settlers who realiza their present and future value. There is no portion of the world that is attracting the same attention. The soil may have improved in the past centuries with the fertilizing given it by nature; the climate has not changed, and the moisture may be considered the same. These are three of the essentials of good land. What they lacked a third of a century ago was markets —a fourth essential. These they have. now. Thus provided, it is not to be wondered at that these millions of acres with their great wealth, which have so long been awaiting the awakening touch of mankind, are now to be found adding to the available wealth of the world. With the advent of railroads, throwing their great trunks of steel across the continent and over the surface of these boundless plains, spreading out their tentacles to remoter parts, the world at large has begun to realize that here was a country possessing all the natural advantages claimed by older communities; that land here just as good or better, acre, for acre, as their own could be had for almost the asking. With the realization of the foregoing facts came the people, who found that a railway had preceded them and markets already existed for anything that—they’’ might care to raise. These markets have greatly expanded and, are capable of still greater expansion, and assure to the agriculturist the prevailing prices of the world. An assured market means added value to every acre of land in Western Canada, and the near future will see lands that are now selling at exceptionally low prices begin to Increase in value, just as they have in Eastern Canada and the United States. —Advertisement.

MIGHT EXTEND HUMAN LIFE

World Waits on Invention That Will Conserve the Vital Energy in the Body. A thing does not have to move to be alive. A farmer out West recently found some corn that had been in the family attic 70 years. He planted it and it grew and yielded a crop. A few years ago wheat which had been locked in an tomb for 8,000 years was taken out, planted—and grew. That wheat had been motionless for 80 centuries, but the life germ in each grain lived on. If a body could lie motionless it, too, might live for centuries. Movement brings death. Gradually the hardworking and abused machine wears out. The scientists now have what they call the energy theory of life—that all living things (men, animals, plants, trees)- receive energy from the sun; that in moving and dying they release the energy, which immediately returns to its sousce, the sun. Is th ft re some way, on a system like Insulating electric wires, that we can keep our energy. In our bodies, so as to double the average length of human life?—-Toledo News-Bee.

In the conservatory during the Twelfth Night ball. Reginald—Now that we are alone, Claire, I can ask you a question that I have been burning to ask you all the evening. i Claire (overcome with emotion) — Oh, Reginald I Reginald—Ever since I entered the ballroom I have felt that my necktie was slowly creeping over the back of my collar, and the thought of my appearance made me miserable. Tell me, Claire, is my necktie all right?

"How would you like to be an aviator?” ”1 can’t say it would suit dm down to the ground.”

And She Answered!

Not Quite.

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Within ten minutes after an application of Danderine you can not find a single trace of dandruff or falling Jiair and your scalp will hot itch, but what will please you most will be after a few weeks’ use, when you see new hair, fine and downy at first—yes—but really new hair —growing all over the scalp. A little Danderine immediately doubles the beauty of your hair. No difference how dull, faded, brittle and scraggy, just mdlsten a* cloth with Danderine and carefully draw it through your hair, taking one small strand at a time. The effect is wnazing—your hair will be light, fluffy and wavy, and have an appearance of abundance; an incomparable lustre, softness and luxuriance. Get a small bottle of Knowlton’s Danderine for a few cents at any drug store or toilet counter, and prove that your hair is as pretty and soft as any —that it has been neglected or injured by careless treatment —that’s all —you surely can have beautiful hair and of it If you will just try a little Danderine.—Adv.

A Fixed Listener.

She—Look at/ that sour-faced old maid who has been sitting in one place trying to find out what the couples coming near her are saying. Isn’t she a regular sport-spoiling wallflower? J He —I would call her rather a rubber plant.

The Family League.

Knicker —Is Jones the boss? Bocker—No, his wife and children make six votes to his one.

The Contrast.

"My dear, the coal and flour are all out.” "Can’t help it, Maria; I’m all in.”

• “Yes, I tried it, but I went back to RoyaL” This is the experience of most women, who have been tempted to try socalled cheaper baking powders which almost always contain alum and often leave a bitter taste. > Royal Baking Powder Absolutely Pure Made from Cream of Tartar derived from grape* Royal Contains No AlumLeaves No Bitter Taste

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Romantic Girls Are Costly.

Dick—Do you like romantic girls, Harry? Harry—l don’t. When you make a hole in your salary buying them expensive flowers they tear them apart, repeating: “He loves me—he loves me not.” —Pearson’s Weekly.

“Cold In the Head" is an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh. Persons who are subject to frequent "colds In the head” will find that the use of HALL'S CATARRH -MEDICINE will build up the System, cleanse the Blood and render them less liable to colds. Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh may lead to Chronic Catarrh. ... HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE is taken Internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. All Druggists 75c. Testimonials free. SIOO.OO for any case of catarrh that HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE will no* cure. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. The milk of human kindness would be a good deal richer if it weren’t skimmed so often. Only the fool depends on what may possibly, happen.

Hail! King Apple!

The apple is the king of fruits in value of crop as well as in the estimation of apple lovers, for the apple crop of 1918 a value of $230,000,000 has been estimated, or nearly threeeighths of the value of all fruits.

Many Children Are Sickly. Mother Gray’s Sweet Powder, for Children break up Colds in 24 hours, relieve Feverishness, Headache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Disorders, move and regulate the bowels and Destroy Worms. They are so pleasant to take children like them. Used by mothers for over 30 years. All druggists. Sample 7BBK. Address, Mother Gray Co., Le Boy, N. Y.

The Cause.

“So the play failed because of the weakness of its love interest.” “Yes; another case of heart failure.”

It isn’t necessary for a girl to be pretty if she has a promising bank account The average man’s conscience i» more or less elastic. ■ i 1 — ~ Wealthy relatives sometimes enable a man to deal in futures.