Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 78, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 April 1919 — Page 3

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Practical Estimate. “Did you say Bligglus is a good loser?” “Yes.” “Why, even when his luck is worst he never loses mort than two or three dollars.” “That’s what I call a good loser.” The budding mustache of youth frequently gets twisted. Never forget the high cost of worrying.

A Dash - feiMa of Chocolate w wjj| w- i 'j \Wk N °Knows All foods are flavored to make them k palatable. All smoking tobaccos are treated with some flavoring for the same reason. But there is a big difference in the Quality and kind of tobacco flavorings. •Tuxedo, the finest of properly aged hurley tobacco, uses the purest, most wholesome and delicious of all flavorings—chocolate! That is why “ Your OMSK) N° se Knows 99 Tuxedo from.all other tobaccos —by its delicious pure fragance. 1 - Try This Test: Rub a little Tuxedo briskly tn the palm of your hand to bring out its full aroma. Then smell it _ deep—its delicious, pure fragrance \ will convince you. Try this test with Boe roue home* s*« ) any other tobacco and we will let > „ - Tuxedo stand or fall on your judgment. “Your Nose Knows" IfSsHWWi ‘Hu'xedo Hil He Fake* Tobacco for Pipe and Cifirtttt J I d fl I < n e o «• w o «*reo H

Everything we need Is withtn reach here and now, because It is within us. Look within for the treasure mine. Paradoxical. “Jagg has a lot of dry humor.” “Yes, and oddly enough, especially when he has been drinking.”Aphorlsms are portable wisdom, the quintessential extracts of thought and feeling. —W. R. Alger.

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WITH FINGERS! CORNS LIFT OUT Freezone is magic! Corns and calluses lift right off— Doesn’t hurt a bit A few cents buys a tiny bottle of the magic Freezone at any drug store. Apply a few drops of Freezone upon a tender, aching corn or a callus. Instantly that troublesome corn or callus stops hurting, then shortly you lift it out, root and all, without any pain, soreness or irritation. These little bottles of Freezone contain just enough to rid the feet of every hard corn, soft corn, corn between the toes and the calluses on bottom of feet. So easy I So simple. Why wait? No humbug 1 The Kind. “I just dote on a hotel dinner.” “So do I, if it is a good table d'hote.”

Lives 200 Years! For more than 200 yean. Haarlem OU, the famous national remedy of Holland, has been recognized as an infallible relief from all forms of kidney and bladder disorders. Its very age is proof that it must have unusual merit. If you are troubled with pains or aches in the back, feel tired in the morning, headaches, indigestion, insomnia, painful or too frequent passage of urine, irritation or stone m the bladder, you will almost certainly find relief in GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. This is the good old remedy that has stood the test for hundreds of years, prepared in the proper quantity and convenient form to take. It is imported direct from Holland laboratories, and you can get it at any drug store. It is a standard, old-time home remedy and needs no introduction. Ranh capsule contains one dose of five drops and is pleasant and easy to take. They will quickly relieve those stiffened joints, that backache, rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, gall stones, gravel, brick dust/’ etc. Your money promptly refunded it they do not relieve you. But be sure to get the genuine GOLD MEDAL brand. In boxes, three sizes.—Adv. Undoubtedly. “Say, has Miss Perkins dyed her hair?” “That’s not a fair question.” Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness, and that is by a constitutional remedy. HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE acts through the Bldod on the Mucous Surfaces of the System, Catarrhal Deafness Is caused by an inflamed condition of ths mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is Inflamed you have a rumbling-sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed. Deafness is the result. Unless the inflammation can be reduced and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing may be destroyed forever. Many cases of Deafness are caused by Catarrh, which is an Inflamed condition of the Mucous Surfaces. ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot be cured by HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE. . - ~ All Druggists 75c. Circulars free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio. Just Sol “What is marriage?" “Love personified."-—Boston Transcript.

COMB SAGE TEA IN HAIR TO DARKEN IT I * It’s Grandmother’s Recipe to keep her Locks Dark, Glossy, Beautiful. The old-time mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur for darkening gray. streaked and faded hair Is grandmother’s recipe, and folks are again using it to keep their hair a . good, even color, which is quite sensible, as we are living in an age when a youthful appearance is of the greatest advantage. - Nowadays, though, we don’t have the troublesome task of gathering the sage and the mussy mixing at home. All drug stores sell the ready-to-use product, improved by the addition of other ingredients, called “Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Compound.” It Is very popular because nobody can discover It has been applied. Simply moisten your comb or a soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time; by morning tlie gray hair disappears, but what delights the ladles with Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Compound, Is that, besides beautifully darkening the hair after a few applications, it Also produces that soft lustre and appearance of abunZ<nce which is so attractive. —Adv. i

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END INDIGESTION. EAT ONE TABLET PAPE'S DIAPEPSIN INSTANTLY RELIEVES ANY DISTRESSED. UPBET STOMACH. Lumps of undigested food causing pain. When your stomach is acid, gassy, sour, or you have flatulence, heartburn, here is instant relief—No waiting! Just as soon as you eat a tablet or two of Pape’s Diapepsln all that dyspepsia, indigestion and stomach distress ends. These pleasant, harmless tablets of Pape’s Diapepsln never fall to make sick, upset stomachs feel fine at once, and they cost very little at drug stores. Adv. Selling Newspapers. * First Newsboy—Dere ain’t no news in de papers any more. Second Newsboy—No. I’m selling dem now by hollering de headlines of de advertisements. —Judge. It takes Congress to settle a strike but an unruly stomach is subdued by Garfield Tea;—Adv. Billy's Slogan. It was a week before Billy was five years old. One day he pinned a sign on his door, reading: “Birthday is coming. Give till it hurts.” Important to mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, that famous old remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears the Signature In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria It is wrong to sorrow without ceasing. . \ ■ ~~ . No, Hazel, not all gushing letters are written with a fountpin pen.

COULD NOT SLEEP Mr. Schleusner in Misery From Kidney Complaint Doan’s Gave Complete Relief. “Heavy work brought on my kidney complaint," says Wm.-Schleusner, 6408 Suburban Ave., Wellston, Mo. “One morning When shoeing a horse I was taken with a sudden pain in my back and fell flat on the floor. If I had been hit with a trip hams mer, I couldn’t have sufft 41 sered more. I stayed in j kateSlal. the house for five weeks Gt and the pain was wearing \ Maf&ar the life out of me. At kwEr times, I couldn’t get a wink of sleep because of misery and I had to get up every few moments ■> to pass the secretions that * were highly colored, of foul odor, filled with sandy sediment and terribly scalding. My bladder felt as though it were afire. The pain brought stupor and a reeling sensation in my head; the torture of it cannot be described. If I got onto my feet I couldn’t walk but felt dizzy and all in a flutter and everything would turn black My head ached so it seemed as though my eyes were being dragged out. I started using Doan's Kidney Pills and I was soon rid of all the trouble.” Subscribed and sworn to before ma K C. H. COGGESHALL, Notary Public. Get Doan's at Any Store, 60e a Bcs DOAN * S FOSTER-MILBURN CO. BUFFALO. N. Y.

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Cute Is the Word. Ever watch a young thing trying to be dignified while wearing a new spring skirt? Awfully cute the way she has to swing one little tootsie around and get It directly In front of tho other one in order to advance eight Inches. —Florida Times-Union. DON’T DRUG KIDNEYS RUB BACKACHE AWAY Instant relief! Rub pain,*soreness and stiffness from your back with “8L Jacobs Liniment." Kidneys cause backache? No! They have no nerves, therefore can not cause pain. Listen 1 Your backache is caused by lumbago, sciatica or a strain, and the quickest relief is soothing, penetrating “St. Jacobs Liniment.’* Rub it right on the ache or tender spot, and Instantly the pain, soreness, stiffness and lameness disappears. Don’t stay crippled! Get a small trial bottle of “St. Jacobs Liniment” from your druggist and limber up. A mom'ent after it is applied you’ll wonder what became of the backache, sciatica or lumbago pain. “St Jacobs Liniment” stops any pain at once. It Is harmless and doesn’t burn or discolor the skin. It’s the only application to rub on a weak, lame or painful back, or for. lumbago, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, sprains or a strain. —Adv. ~ Sensible Girl. Maud—l haven’t heard you practicing on the planq since you got engaged. Edith —No, I’m practicing on the gas range now. —Boston Evening Transcript.

BOSCHEE’S SYRUP Why use ordinary cough remedies when Boschee’s Syrup has been used so successfully for fifty-one years in all parts of the United States for coUghs, bronchitis, colds settled in the throat, especially lung troubles? It gives the patient a good night’s rest, free from coughing, with easy expectoration in the morning, gives nature a chance to soothe the inflamed parts, throw off the disease, helping the patient to regain his health. Made in America and sold for more than half a century.—Adv. True Genius. ’ How grateful we are to the man of the world who obeys the morale, as In humility, and in the obligation to Serve mankind. True genius always has these inspirations.—Emerson. Cele’e Carbellsalve Quickly Relieves and heals burning. Itching torturing skin diseases. It instantly stops the pain of bums. Heals without scars. 25c and 50c. Ask your druggist, or send 25c to The J. W. Cole Co., Rockford, 111., for a pkg. Adv. Her Preference. Stella—Does she want matrimonial bonds? Bella —No, matrimonial short-term notes.

A Feeling of Security Yon naturally feel secure when you know that the medicine you are about to take is absolutely pure and contains no harmful or habit producing drugs. Such a medicine is Dr. Kilmer’s SwampRoot, kidney, liver and bladder remedy. The same standard of purity, strength and excellence is maintained in every bottle of Swamp-Root. It is scientifically compounded from vegetable herbs. It is not a stimulant and is taken in teaspoonful doses. It is not recommended for everything. It is nature’s great helper in relieving and overcoming kidney, liver and bladder troubles. __ A sworn statement of purity is with every bottle of Dr.- Kilmer’s SwampRoot- . . . u If you need a medicine, you should have the best. On sale at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium and large. However, if you wish first to try this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer A Co., Binghamtw, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.—Adv. Novel. Wayne—De Wise is making a novel campaign, Isn’t he? Payne—Yes; he’s passing out good cigars. . ~r. ' Man may bo made of dust—but he always wants a. little bit more

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