Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 77, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 April 1919 — Artful Dodger. [ARTICLE]

Artful Dodger.

“Count,” said the lady to the foreign nobleman at the charity bazaar, “won’t you buy this rose? It 18 only $5." “I am very sorry,” said the count with a courtly bow, “but ze price is a leetle too high.” The lady kissed the rose. “And now, count, will you buy It?” - ■ “No, madame,” he said with a still deeper bow; “now ze rose is priceless.”