Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 73, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 March 1919 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

The world withh be full of drinks No matter what William H. Anderson thinks. —Brooklyn Eagle. . lAs the time for presenting the Allies’ bill for reparation draws nearer, Germany shows increasing signs of insanity. Eagle. The Hun was licked because there were too many nations against him. He may get off light now for the same reason. —AJreenville Piedmont The Kaiser is said to be broke. Evn if that is so, he should cheer up in the knowledge that so are a lot of better men.—Newark News. The way Chicago renominated Mayor Thompson makes it look as if it were proud of being the sixth Ger- | man city in the World. —lndianapolis News. I i This theory that the removal of the Kaiser changed the criminal nature of the Him seems to indicate that Bill is some sort of adenoid.—-Green-ville Piedmont. I The piece Mr. Wilson assigned to Mss& Columbia on the Peace Conference program was, “Keep the Home Fires Burning,” but she is developing an annoying habit of humming out loud, “Where Is My Wandering Boy, Tonight?"—Philadelphia North American. When you see a middle-aged man tilting his cigar so high that the ash rubs the rim of his derby you may know that his boy has just got home from France. —Philadelphia* Evening Ledger. ___