Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 59, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 March 1919 — “SKIMMY” SKIMS [ARTICLE]

“SKIMMY” SKIMS

Everything is so high these days that goes on the table. There was $15,000,000 worth of gold . plate at the Wilson dinner in London. They didn’t seem to care for expenses, so they probably had, also, paper napkins. If any country outdoes that dinner they -served Mr. Wilson tn England It will have to have eggs. “That’s me,” remarked the loyal Tiger fan, giving the o. o. to the new calendar;' “one nine; one nine.” . Eight thousand dollars In bonuses to its employees by a Detroit real estate exchange would seem to make it a fair one. Doesn’t ft seem a shame. C. P., W. W„ W. P., P. S., et al., to throw al) of that perfectly good T. N. T. into the D. B. C.? 7 Supposing he did call him “Strl" What’s a fellow going to do when he’s eating boiled cabbage or something ; call him “your majesty” or “your royal highness” every time he wants him to pass the butter? —Indianapolis Star.