Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 February 1919 — SOME SMILES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

SOME SMILES

She’d Make Things Warm. Hewitt—The coolest part of the day is between four and five o’clock in the morning. Jewett —You won’t think so if you roll home about 4:30 and happen to wake up your wife. One Point of Similarity.

Bacon Huxley said that an oyster is as complicated as a watch. Egbert—Well, I know both of them run down easily 1

Down and Out. “I don’t suppose you met an oldfashioned ‘bad man’ while you were out West?” “One —a lone survivor—and I felt sorry for him.” “For what reason?” “Unable to obtain a motion picture engagement and being somewhat stift in his joints, he was reduced to selling souvenirs for a living.” He Nose It.

Hamilton—l see where they have found a new weed that is better and cheaper than tobacco. A cigar can be made from g it for a cent. Wayburn—Most cigars now are made for a scent.

i■ “ ' That Old Yachting Score. “Don’t you dislike, those people who keep raking up old scores?” .“Not always," replied Miss Cayenne. “I must say I rather admire Sir Thomas