Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 February 1919 — ARKANSAS THOMAS ’SCATS [ARTICLE]

ARKANSAS THOMAS ’SCATS

X x , "A woman doesn't mints showing the white 11 feather if white feathers happen (<> be fashionable. VVe don't know why it is, but a man would rather hear you roast his enemies than hear you praise his friends. *i — 1 ' _7— — j You wouldn’t get many lines ini your if your troubles didn’t worry you any more than your troubles worry your friends. When you get. in bad don’t waste any time trying to explain how It happened. People have already drawn their bwn conclusions. . . If a man takes up physical culture he is worried about his health. But if a woman takes it up, she wants to reduce her circumference or increase it. It may not be of much interest to anybody, but Judge “Fatty” Rawson is willing to back his rheumatism against all the Weather forecasters in the country. A girl can wear a dog collar around her neck and nothing on her chest and get away with It. But if a man tried ft he would get free board in the foolish house. The reason why a woman would rather cook a meal herself and eat at home than dress up and eat at a downtown case is because a small boy would rather stay at home and do the chores than go to a circus.