Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 February 1919 — Had Use for Three. [ARTICLE]

Had Use for Three.

Chick was considered the dandy of Slocum-on-Mud, and when he came up to London for Christmas always made a study of what lie considered the latest fashions in order to introduce them into his village. After watching closely the attire of the male habitues of .'Piccadilly,. he went into a shop and asked for gloves. He was shown several pairs, but astonished the shopkeeper by saying: “But I want three.” “Three gloves? Dear me! Do you mean three pairs?” * “No, I want three gloves.” “Nobody can wear more than two I” “1 know that; most on ’em only wears one an’ wobbles the other; but I want three —-two to wear and one to wobble.”—London Answers.