Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 February 1919 — His Facial Handicap. [ARTICLE]

His Facial Handicap.

Homeieigh—“l told my barber to order a new mug for me.” Sm*rt — “I don’t blame you, with that one.” Pythagoras, when he was asked what time was, answered that it was the soul of thia world.—Platonic Questions. To polish eyeglasses: Rub with finget tops moistened with soft soap, then rub in usual way.