Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 February 1919 — Page 3

•STOMACH UPSET? •TAPE’S DIAPEPSIN AT ONCE ENDS SOURNESS, GASES, ACIDITY, INDIGESTION. Lumps of undigested food causing pain. When your stomach is acid, gasay, sour or you have heartburn, flatulence, headache or dyspepsia, here is Instant relief—No waiting! ■ Don’t stay upseti- Eat a tablet of Tape’s Diapepsin and instantly your ■stomach feels fine. All the Indigestion pain, gases, acidity and misery in the Btomach ends. Pape’s Diapepsin tablets cost little *t any drug store but there is no surer or quicker stomach relief known. Adv.

Ladybugs to Fight Aphides.

Ladybugs will be collected by forest service men in Oregon before the period of hibernation is ended and ■freed in the wheat fields of the state to fight the aphides, of which the lady•bug is the natural enemy. The ladytops and In protected canyons.

Cutieura Soothes Itching Scalp •On retiring gently rub spots of dan■druff and itching with Cutieura Ointment. Next morning shampoo with ■Cutieura Soap and hot water. Make them your every-day toilet preparations ■and have a clear skin and soft, white tiands. —Adv.

Out of the Question.

Mrs. Justwed —If your husband’s Judgment should differ from yours what would you do? Mrs. Longwed—l never had a chance to find out. He never dares to differ. —BosfonTrTobe. *

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HONORED BY ALL

Praise Accorded American Soldiers Is Universal. To Their Bravery and Chivalry on tho Field of Battle Has Been Added Fine Generosity to an Unscrupulous Enemy. “Let another man praise thee and not thine own mouth; a stranger and not thine own lips,” says an ancient proverb; which is easier to obey than it has been sometimes, for the air is resonant with adulation for this country and its people —praises for Its benevolence, energy, idealism, army and navy. We have exulted in the praise bestowed upon the boys in khaki for their chivalry toward women, their gentleness to little children, their high morale amid great temptations, and thhir courage in battle. But these virtues were all exhibited to friends and allies. Now comes, however, a testimony to their behavior toward their enemies, which ought, we think, to give us even a deeper joy. “Especial praise,” says a dispatch from Amsterdam, “was given the American troops of occupation by a representative of the Berlin foreign ministry on his return from Treves. “The judgment of all Germans, such as shopkeepers, hotel keepers and men on the street, is that the behavior of the Americans is blameless-” “Blameless!” “Sans peur et sans reproche!” We pity the man or woman who can read that testimony without choking up a little bit. One ought not to forget that these young Americans are among a—people whom .—they have learned to4iate. TFtKere has been one thing above all others upon which they universally agreed, it was loathing and horror for German frightfulness. In all their letters home they wrote of their Irrepressible dread that the war might be stopped in some way before they had taken vengeance upon the Huns for their bestial conduct toward wounded men and helpless women and children. And now they are moving across the country of their hated foes as conquerors ! Oh every highway and at every street corner they see the men who have perpetrated these nameless horrors. Those men are at their mercy. And yet, upon the testimony of these brutes themselves, “their behavior is blameless.” - - We read that they march through these German cities grim and silent; their faces white and their jaws set; looking neither to the right hand nor to the left; self-contained and selfcontrolled. These are the men, remember, wlm went “over the top” in many a bloody battle, singing “We won’t come back until it’s over —over there.” “Blameless!” “Sans peur et sans retprociie !” ■ — ; What a miracle is such young manhood! How strangely its contemplation moves the hearts. What pride we take in thinking that these blameless youths belong to us! They are our boys —yours and mine! If the generation of lads now growIng up in America Is not fired with a spirit of emulation by the conduct of these soldiers of the American expeclitlonary forces, We shall feel like disowning them. There will be but little excuse for rowdyism, inefficiency, Intemperance and cowardice for the boVs whose fathers and big brothers have extorted such admiration not only frpm friends blit foes. —Cincinnati Enquirer. ' ’ —

New Finish for Concrete Floors.

A new polish for concrete floors where a hard surface and a dustless one is desired consists of 95 per cent of iron dust or iron flour. It is added to the dry cement in the proportioh of 15 to 25 pounds to each 100 pounds, and one part of the mixture is used with two parts of sand. This preparation is applied as a top coat to a thickness of one-half to one inch. It forms a hard and durable floor, claimed tb be waterproof and not slippery. This composition is also made use of where it is desired to make new concrete units with old.

In the Old Sweet Way.

Christmas came in the old, sweet way the Lord ain’t forgotten where his homefolks, stay! > Oh, they’ve been in the dark, but the dark made the day; the Lord knows the number where his homefolks stay! Burn, little fire, in the humble place, with the Christmas smilin’ in a child’s sweet, face ; sing, sweet Christmas, in 4he=®ldv=ssweetJisftsti"ThiLord ain’t forgotten where his homefolks stay !”—- Frank L. Stanton in Atlanta. Constitution.

No Economy.

“The Germans consider themselves great political economists.’’ “.Don’t see' why they should, after the way they wasted money on propaganda.” < (

The Dizzy Life.

Miss Prittikid—Oh, I am so happy, Jack'has bought a new auto ; one-man top, you know. Mrs. Ryder —How nice 1 Now he can take you for a spin.

None Turned Up.

“I can’t tell just what nationality that tall stranger belongs to. He wears a drooping mustiicle.” ; “Oh, then, ha must belong to the Prussian guard*”

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

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NOT THE EXPECTED CAROLERS

Youngster Merely Mistook Dulcet Voice of Domestic Animal for the Music Looked For. She had placed a lighted candle in the window because the instructions said to do just that thing. A lighted candle on Christmas eve would notify the carolers that music was desired and they would stop to sing. It was all quite simple. So the candle burned ever so brightly while the members of the family were busily engaged in inspecting Christmas presents and waiting for the community singers. Finally the little boy began to play on his toy piano and there was considerable noise in the house. Above the din, however, there came a sound from out of doors. z “Listen, mother,” one of the children Insisted, “make baby be quiet. Don’t you hear the Christmas carols?” Suddenly all was silent —that Is, all was silent with the exception of the neighbor’s cat. Apparently It was singing something in German. At any rate the little boy went on playing his piano and the carolers never did appear.

Ungrateful Client.

Very unsatisfactory was the product of a young lawyer’s first brief. When the verdict had been given in his favor his client asked his eloquent advocatehow much he owed him. “Oh, say $25,” was the answer. “Twenty-five do! la rs,” excl a i med the Ingrate, high. Won’t you let me off with five?” “No; $25 or nothing,” was the counsels ultimatum. “Well, then,” said his client. “I would rather pay nothing,” and, with a deep bow he left the lawyer to his reflections.

Oh, H-m-m.

Nlbbs—How didja come out with your Christmas presents, bld chap? Broke even, I suppose. Nobbs—Not even—just broke.

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SEE CANADA LANDS

Inspection of Choice Farm Acres Will Be Profitable. Cost Only a Trifl® Compared to si file Benefit to Be Derived—"Ye Happy Fields, Unknown to Noise and Strife, The Kind Rewarders of Industrial Life"—Johrf Gay. There are thousands today looking Cor farms to buy, and with the hundreds of thousands of acres offered for sale, there is no lack of opportunities. But there are all classes of lands, good, bad, and Indifferent, much of each. The government of the Dominion of Canada has no land for sale, but within the boundaries, of the Dominion there are unlimited acres of choice land owned by railway and land companies and private individuals. It holds no brief for any, nor are any of them clients. But It is to the interest of the Dominion to have the hundreds of thousands of acres placed under cultivation, for every acre thus cultivated adds to the revenue which helps pay the government of the country. It is with the purpose of setting forth the agricultural advantages that Canada, especially Western Canada, possesses, that attention is drawn to the fact. The purpose is to place before the reader truthful statements, and advise the prospective settler as to the necessity to investigate and inspect, leaving to his own deduction the matter of his selection. Once he de? ciaes, the goVerhment will render him any further information necessary as to location, prices and value of land, and assist him in every way possible to become settled. The cost of a trip to Western Canada, to any portion of the three provinces—Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta —specially indicated in this work, is but a tgjfle compared with the benefits that a personal inspection may give. Therefore the advice is to do so. Low rates on railways w’lll be arranged and every opportunity afforded for giving the country a thorough and careful examination. It may be that you wish an improved farm, all ready for occupation and cultivation; you may want raw prairie, which only requires plowing and the other preparation necessary for a seed bed, leaving it to yourself to erect your buildings, sink your well, prepare your garden, and ascertain how close you are to school, church, town and market. You may wish to go into mixed farming, combining the raising of stock with the growing <yf grain. In this case you will look 'out for some shelter from sun, wind and storm, and want a farm a portion of which may be cultivated for grain, and pasture fields connected with it. You may make this out of the open level prairie, but you will do better to secure a partially wooded lot, where water and pasture are already at hand. You may wish to go into the raising of cattle, or sheep alone; then you will care less for the open prairie, but select something that may cost yoij less in the more northerly districts. No matter what you may want, unless it be land upon which to grpw cotton, bananas or other tropical or semi-trop-ical products, your inspection trip will reveal to you that Western Chnada possesses possibilities beyond which any literature you may read advises you.— Advert! sem en t. - \ ' ;

PROPHETS WHO “MADE GOOD”

Not All Who Foretold Events of the Great War Lost Their Reputa- ... tion by the Act. The late war and its end were subjects of much prophecy, and incidentally wrecked rhe reputation of many prophets. Glancing back over the last troubled year, we find, however, some forecasts that were too striking to be appreciated by the world intent upon the intense business of warfare. . In Detroit, Mich., March 13, eight days before the big German drive began, Sir John Fraser of London, said a drive on the western front would he disastrous to the side that took ths offensive. It was. June 26 Junius B. Wood. Detroit News correspondent with the American forces, cabled that German prisoners were being encouraged by the statement of officers that the war would end July 18, and that this date had made such an impression on many units that, in case war did not then e.nd, they would refuse to fight any longer. July 18 Generalissimo Foch launched his historical counter-offensive that won the war for the allies.

Sword Deadlier Than Gun.

In spite of the long casualty lists of the present wfir; fought with all the fiendish —contrivances of modern science, the destruction of life is not so great in proportion to earlier wars when soldiers fought hand-to-hand. The most deadly of all weapons was the Roman short sword.. Caesar reported that, at the battle he fought near Namur, his soldiers slew 60,000 of the Nervii. There were no wounded" when the weapon was the short eword. As men began to fight at longer range, the lists grew shorter. It is an. axiom of modeqh war that It costs a marksman his own weight In lead to kill one of the enemy.—People's Home Journal.

To save gas, never light It until the dish to be cooked has been placed on the burner.. ’• In order/to win success a man must fall intove with hi* work.

WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN A WEAK BODY

When you’re fifty, your body begins to creak a little at the hinges. Motion is more slow and deliberate. “Not so young as I used to be” is a frequent and unwelcome thought. Certain bodily functions upon which good health land good spirits so much depend, are impaired. The weak spot is generally the bladder. Unpleasant symptoms show themselves. Painful and annoying complications in other organs arise. This is particularly true with elderly people. If you only know how, this trouble can be obviated. For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has been relieving the inconvenience and pain due to advancing years. It is a standard, old-time home remedy, and needs ho introduction. It is now put up ir odorless, tasteless capsules. These are easier and more pleasant to take than the oi’ in bottles. ' Each capsule contains about one dose of five drops. Take them just like you would any pill, with a small swallow of water. They soak into the system and throw off the poisons which are making you old before your time. They will quickly relieve

For Hygienic Reasons.

Teacher (reading) —Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink. Why was that so, Bobby? Bobby—Because there were no Individual drinking cups.—Boston Evening Transcript.

For a . disordered liver, take Garfield Tea, the Herb Laxative. All druggists.—Adv.

Extravagant Tastes.

Would-Be Contrib —Can you use a poem on “Our Daily Bread?” Editor (without looking up)—No; what we want on our daily bread is butter. —Boston Evening Transcript. ~

Cure pimples, headache, bad breath by taking May Apple, Aloe, Jalap rolled Into a tiny sugar pill called Doctor Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. Adv.

Had Reason.

“What made the witness so mad on the stand?” “I guess It was the crossexamination.” All doctors are glad to welcome those who do not come well. Large scandals often grow from small talk.

Swift & Company’s 1918 Earnings How They Affected You During the twelve months ended Nov. 2, 1918 (its fiscal year), Swift & Company transacted the largest volume of business on the smallest margin of profit in its history. Profits of the meat business—under regulations of the United States Food Administration were limited to a maximum of 9 per cent on capital employed but not to exceed cents per dollar of sales. Swift & Company in the regulated departments earned 7.57 per cent on capital employed and 2-04 cents per dollar of sales, out of which had to be paid interest on borrowed money and taxes. Here is how these earnings affect you. _' ' - ♦ Live-Stock Raiser— Swift & Company killed 14,948,000 head of livestock, which weighed alive, 4,971,500,000 pounds. Swift & Company made a profit of only a fraction of a cent per pound 4 liveweight. Consumer— The sales of our meat departments were 4,012,579,000 pounds on which our earnings were less than cent per pound. __ The per capita consumption of meat in the United States is given as 170 pounds. If a consumer purchased only Swift & Company’s products he would contribute only about 78 cents a year, or cents a week as profit to the company. Swift & Company, U.S. A. A

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It Wasn’t Bridge.

“How does Mr. Wombat play bridge?” “I never saw 'him play bridge.” “Why, he was your partner only Just now.” “True, but he appeared to be playing some game of his own Invention. I couldn’t fathom what It was.” — Louisville Courier-Journal.

Cole’s Carbollsalve Quickly Relieves and heals burning, itching and torturing skin diseases. It Instantly stops the pain of burns. Heals without scars. 25c and 50c. Ask your druggist, or send 25c to The J. W. Cole Co., Rockford, 111., for a pkg. Adv.

His Facial Handicap.

Homeieigh—“l told my barber to order a new mug for me.” Sm*rt — “I don’t blame you, with that one.” Pythagoras, when he was asked what time was, answered that it was the soul of thia world.—Platonic Questions. To polish eyeglasses: Rub with finget tops moistened with soft soap, then rub in usual way.

W. N. U., CHICAGO, NO. 4-1919.