Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 January 1919 — TIPS FROM TEXAS [ARTICLE]

TIPS FROM TEXAS

Furthermore, our favorite aircastle Is papered with oil stock certificates. Another reason why a man is a man is because no matter what his wdfe pays for her hat, he tells her she got stung. Personally we would rather be right t£an be president, but we don’t seem to stand much chance of election, right or wrong. Tillie Clinger says she dreamed last night she was married to a man named Kultur, and had him arrested for wife-beating. As a rule, it is time for you to quit going to the photographer’s after he acknowledges that he can’t make you look like anything. Our position simply Is that every rich woman should allow her husband enough money to keep her from being known as a tightwaddess.—Dallas News.