Evening Republican, Volume 22, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 January 1919 — SMILES FOR ALL [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

SMILES FOR ALL

A Permanent Sufferer. “I don’t like the way this road Is run,” said the irritable passenger?” “What right have you to kick?” said the conductor. “You only have to make this trip once in a while.” Stumped for Sure.

“The actor should forget that he has an audience,” said the critic. “That’s easy.” replied the actor. The hard part Is to forget that he hasn’t one.”

Correlation. **l hear your daughter raised everything before her.”' * “So she did, but I raised the dust.” Pessimistic. Emersonian—-Do you believe in the law of compensation? Poor Man —I do; but I am also convinced Of the law’s delays. For Revenue Only.

"With all-your debts you have the assurance to ask for the hand of my daughter? What are you * thinking of?” ■ “My debts ”

Spotted. Buck—What’s become of the man who used to lay up something for a rainy day? . Wing—l saw him this morning, and he was buying a spare tire I ' Back to thq Old Ways. “It Seems queer.”. * . “What does'?” , “To admit once more that I am a man of peace.”