Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 302, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 December 1918 — The Wrong Way. [ARTICLE]

The Wrong Way.

“Ah, good morning, sir I” sainted the cheery visitor. “My name is Glubclatter. Beautiful day, isn’t it? Pine store you havd here. No doubt you are one of the most progressive business men of- your up-to-date little cltyNind—” “Well, now, Mr. Glubclatter,” a trifle grimly. Interrupted the proprietor of the Bight Place Store in Petunia, “did you invade me for thd purpose of selling me a bill of* goods whether I wanted them or not, or are you trying to work around to the point of proposing marriage to me?” —Kansas City Star.