Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 302, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 December 1918 — NO BISMARCKS—BUT LOTS OF KELLY ROLLS [ARTICLE]

NO BISMARCKS—BUT LOTS OF KELLY ROLLS

r— • r ; Springfield, _ Ill.—Heard in a r popular eating place here: ‘ Patron —Gliyrne a conpla’ Bisr marcks, an* a cupa’ coffee. f Waitress (with hang-dog look) r —Ain’t got no Bismarcks. f Patron (pointing)—There they r are, right there. / J Waitress —Oh, them ain’t Bls- ■ r marcks; them’s Kelly rolls! • Patron —Aw* right, gimme J some Kelly rolls, then.